If I were an attention whore...

[lorelei_]

It really frightens me that I qualify for The Real Housewives of Orange County. But I am not about to turn my life over to a television editing team. I'd rather not end up some sort of caricature of myself.

In any case, my social life would most likely be deemed boring in their eyes. My friends are normal people and our relationships are devoid of

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[msbhaven]

If you are a "Housewife" in the present-day sense - lively and energetic, with defined opinions and views - we want to hear from you! We love big personalities, busy social lives and active kids!

Aren't they supposed to add self-obsessed, botoxed-lipoed, and orange skin to that list? You are none of those things, my dear.

[lorelei_]

Orange is not really a good color for me. I use self tanner quite sparingly because of this. heh

[haveyaseenlucky]

You know you want to. Just do it dude.

[lorelei_]

Nah, but I really would be jazzed if someone I knew was on it. Especially someone I haven't seen in years or something. That show is seriously like a car crash. But I can't. look. away.

I know, shame on me.