Advent Drabble December 10th -- Tradition (Requested by LukeCanWaltz88)
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Tradition (Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Xander/Anya | Rated PG-13)
Xander woke to Anya staring at him intently.
“What’s wrong?”
“We’ve been having sex for six months,” she said bluntly.
“Errr… that sounds right.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but humans have a tradition of marking special occasions with gifts and cards, right?”
“Yeah,” Xander said hesitantly, unsure of where she was going with this.
“Oh good.” She handed him a box. “There’s no card. I’m told they’re trite.”
He lifted the lid, then promptly screamed and dropped it. “What is that?”
“The spleen of a Vetoros demon!”
“Gross.”
“But it’s good luck!” Anya’s face fell. “You don’t like it?”
Tradition (Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Xander/Anya | Rated PG-13)
Xander woke to Anya staring at him intently.
“What’s wrong?”
“We’ve been having sex for six months,” she said bluntly.
“Errr… that sounds right.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but humans have a tradition of marking special occasions with gifts and cards, right?”
“Yeah,” Xander said hesitantly, unsure of where she was going with this.
“Oh good.” She handed him a box. “There’s no card. I’m told they’re trite.”
He lifted the lid, then promptly screamed and dropped it. “What is that?”
“The spleen of a Vetoros demon!”
“Gross.”
“But it’s good luck!” Anya’s face fell. “You don’t like it?”