"I don't want to know about your male pregnancy! While I'm sure that's a joy for you and your wife, the logistics force me to think about things and all that cause is pain pain pain! Stop talking to me about that! I can't hear you! La la la la la!"
"Excellent! Just calling to let you know that we can't wait to receive your patronage at Turtle & Canary for your next oven purchase, and I assure you, this is some top quality product! You'd have to go well out of your way before these babies explode! Thank you so much for choosing Turtle & Canary!"
Re: E-mail MessagesheromaniacSeptember 11 2009, 18:48:06 UTC
Tappity tappity:
FROM: Heromaniac@TokyoCNatLab.jp TO: Lion-0 SUBJECT: Hiiii!
Hi Lion-o! How are you? It's Momoko!
I am totally sorry I missed seeing your first day back at the Cafe Fina like I promised!! You'll have to tell me alllll about it when I get back, okay? I can't wait to hear what the cheese grater had to say! (^-^) I had to come home because they said there was a HUGE emergency and I had to come home to help. But it wasn't. They just wanted to make some tv ads. Ugh! I was so mad! I totally thought there was some alien invasion or demon or monster or SOMETHING important!! Well, Mojo did try to break into the mall last night, and Fuzzy did go on a rampage on Tuesday, but those were easy... almost too easy, really. Nothing at all like the zombies from last semester.
Voice Mail MadnessbigdamndestinyJanuary 18 2009, 20:01:26 UTC
I think there's something off with the... te-le-phones. Just stay in your room and I'll be there as soon as--oh bugger, it's making noise again. Don't stab anything!
" Dude, what is your problem? Seriously, I didn't say anything mean to you or anything. I didn't challenge you cause that'd be dumb on my part. Sorry, seriously. I just... chill, dude."
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"I don't want to know about your male pregnancy! While I'm sure that's a joy for you and your wife, the logistics force me to think about things and all that cause is pain pain pain! Stop talking to me about that! I can't hear you! La la la la la!"
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"Excellent! Just calling to let you know that we can't wait to receive your patronage at Turtle & Canary for your next oven purchase, and I assure you, this is some top quality product! You'd have to go well out of your way before these babies explode! Thank you so much for choosing Turtle & Canary!"
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FROM: Heromaniac@TokyoCNatLab.jp
TO: Lion-0
SUBJECT: Hiiii!
Hi Lion-o! How are you? It's Momoko!
I am totally sorry I missed seeing your first day back at the Cafe Fina like I promised!! You'll have to tell me alllll about it when I get back, okay? I can't wait to hear what the cheese grater had to say! (^-^) I had to come home because they said there was a HUGE emergency and I had to come home to help. But it wasn't. They just wanted to make some tv ads. Ugh! I was so mad! I totally thought there was some alien invasion or demon or monster or SOMETHING important!! Well, Mojo did try to break into the mall last night, and Fuzzy did go on a rampage on Tuesday, but those were easy... almost too easy, really. Nothing at all like the zombies from last semester.
Say Hi to Mr Snarf for me!
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