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Writer's Block: Outta My Way!
Well since the internet has been called the information "superhighway" and I'm currently toodling along on the internet, then yes. I've experience road rage. Allow me to expound. This whole "RickRoll" fad is getting out of hand. Fuckin Rick Astley sucks. Yeah, I've heard him blasting out of cars rollin through the Meijer parking lot. Yeah, I ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Dream Job
Lack of any form of muscle tone and the size of my junk. -
Writer's Block: *Lightbulb Goes Off*
I really can't say I've experienced this type of enlightenment for a while. What I CAN say is that the clever little gag in the Robin Williams movie "Hook" where Bob Hoskins' character says to Dustin Hoffman "I think I've just had an apostrophe" really pisses me off. What a lame-o cheap fucking joke. God DAMN that really irks me. Whoever ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Sick Day
My favorite thing about being sick would have to be watching the Why? show with a couple fabulous chicas and then a photoshoot the next day adding my little bro. That kinda shit is once in a lifetime. -
Writer's Block: Stolen Goods
I had some steel stolen from me once. Now who in their right mind would steal steel? Unbelievable.
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Writer's Block: Celebrity Sightings
What the?!?! That doesn't even make any sense! What questions you would like to do to him/her??!
I already met a fairly big super star in my opinion. When I met Fat Mike, I didn't have anything intelligent or even clever to say. I just stood there like a dumb ass and smiled. I'm not fit to meet superstars. Sorry. -
2nd new South Park of the year and I'm still unimpressed :(
I gotta admit, it was better than last week. I don't even know if I pity laughed last week, but GOD both eps have been pretty obvious. The end of this episode saved it, though, when the spooky music started playing, then it shows the mob of people and they're the ones singing the spooky music. Ok it's been done before, but it was funny. I wanna ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: My favorite memory
My favorite memory eh? Too many memories to count, and too many times where I can't remember anything to really pick a fav. But recently one of my favorite experiences was driving my girlfriend to Nebraska to watch a thunderstorm at midnight. The entire horizon in front of us was continuously lit up by lightning. We were listening to Dosh and ( Read more... ) -
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