"The Cave" - A monumental waste of my time and money.

[lord_xenu]

The Cave

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I hate you a little bit now, Wally. You go too far.

[ghetto_jedi]

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Wally, listen to me carefully. I wasted 97 of the longest minutes of my life (i am certain that you concur)last night with that...

movie...

Why did you waste the time to blog about it? To get it out of your head? Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Why must I relive the pain of... movie... that is akin to shitting out a full grown sea urchin, being allergic to it's venom, and cannibals are chasing you over hot coals?
Why do you insult Reindeer Games like that? Reindeer games sucks. It is a turd. The Cave? It makes Reindeer Games look like Gone With The Ef'in Wind.

Why, Wally?

Why?

Re: I hate you a little bit now, Wally. You go too far.

[lord_xenu]

Hey, you didn't have to read it. :) I've seen people blog about far more trivial things than what they thought about a movie they had no wish for their friends to be exposed to.

...and to paraphrase John Malkovich, I'd rank both movies (Reindeer Games & The Cave) in between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty.

Re: I hate you a little bit now, Wally. You go too far.

[grosely_clerx]

I dunno - I was really stoked to see The Cave, and now I can avoid it, all thanks to Wally's Jay Shermanesque rant.

For real entertainment, go to my blog and read about my sleep schedule and how my breakfast tasted.

Re: I hate you a little bit now, Wally. You go too far.

[lord_xenu]

It was only Jay Shermanesque because I didn't have time to flush it out more. i could've gone in to lots of detail about how bad this movie was, but I had to write it during a small break in work, and now I just don't care enough.

But for real... don't see it.

[ghetto_jedi]

Why?

[lord_xenu]

Now you are the one still blogging about it, and I'm just pointing it out. :)