*goes for a walk, grumbling*

Bloody tosser. Must be them Vanyar genes. That's it. Blatantly.

*turns the corner and sees his half-brother down the street*

>.

*gets on the Private Palantir Network to his family*

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WHO'S UP FOR KICKING GOTHMOG'S ARSE REPORT TO MINE AT ONCE!!!!!!!

ETA: Right! Este!! Where do you want us? >:D

*puts Caranthire to bed in her old room, surreptitiously sticking a sedative in her drink to keep her calm and asleep*

*summons forth the entire family to the House o' Feanor*

Right.

Caranthire's stuck in the throes of a flashback. First Age flashback. So. You know what that means. She's confused and enraged. So tread lightly. I can't keep her ( Read more... )

OFFSPRING!!!!!!!!

The holiday season looms!!!!

So.

I did the Eruhantale malarky. And Turco's house has been blown up. So.

That leaves MAGLOR and CARANTHIRE's homes.

Now. WHICH OF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO HOST THE FAMILY GATHERING? >:D Because I'm giving the servants the day off.

*storms over to Caranthire's*

PRINCESS!!!

YER BOY'S GONE WRONG IN THE HEAD!!!! >:|

FAMILY!

Eruhantalë!!!

NOW!!!

Seeing as my dozy twat of an mun fell asleep yesterday before anything amusing could get underway, damn her working eyes. >:|

RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!!

And by you lot I mean my FAMILY.

We're doin the Eruhantalë thing WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! SO BE THERE! WITH YOUR KIDS!!!

*pays Aule a covert visit*

So... how's the alarm for "Mister Linus" coming along?

MAHAL

WE MUST SPEAK OF THAT WHICH WE DO NOT SPEAK OF!!!!! >.

( Feanor's Trying to be like The Kids )