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[lord_feanor]

RIGHT!!!

FAMILY MEETING RIGHT NOW!!

WE'RE DISCUSSING SUING ESTE!

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[canyafinwe]

YAY!! *coughs* I mean. That's great. About time.

[lord_feanor]

Indeed it is!

You.

*thrusts you a piece of paper and quill*

Take notes.

[canyafinwe]

I can do that.

*sits down and starts writing*

Notes on the Destruction Litigation of Estë the Supposedly Gentle
-Reparations for the mental anguish suffered by Canyafinwë. Preferably in the form of money. Lots of money.

>:D

[lord_feanor]

*glances at your notes and nods in approval*

Right. Where the hell are the rest of those buggers that are my offspring? >:(

[lindorie]

*comes down*

Suing a Valie? So...you really can do that huh?

Hm. >.>

[lord_feanor]

We can try! >:D

So... got any contributions, sweetheart?

[lindorie]

*thinks* Erm...do we have any sort of contract with the Valar? Probably to sue them we'd have to prove that they've failed to fulfill an obligation...

[lord_feanor]

Well. Este's the Gentle. She's meant to HEAL. She's NOT meant to fuck yer kids up! >:|

[maitimo]

We're doing what in the where now?

[maglor_harper]

Suing my therapist! Finally, I'm living the American Amanian dream!

[maitimo]

Oh. Good luck with that.

[lord_feanor]

Just sorry it took us so long to get around to it, boy!

[kurufinwe]

Sweeeet. Can we tar and feather her too? :D

[lord_feanor]

That's what we'll do if the lawsuit gets thrown out. >:D