Drabble meme

Jun 01, 2010 19:33

...Or similarly short bit of writing, but that's not as concise. Stolen whole from lambwolfandman so I probably don't know what I'm getting myself into. Take your pick, and I'll (try to) write it!

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gromgard hates my entrails, fic, ooc

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Cooking!Gromgard - 1/2 lord_it_over June 2 2010, 16:35:28 UTC
The Overlord was used to getting quests from Rollick, just… not ones quite this complicated.

Are you sure? he asked the door, staring at the parchment that had been thrust under it.

“That’s right,” Rollick said, blowing his nose somewhere on the other side. “I found that recipe when your creatures were clearing out the library. Just follow my notes, you’ll be fine.”

The Overlord inspected it with some scepticism, and looked around at the gathered servants. There weren’t many. How many of you know the kitchen?

There were a few ‘uhhh’s and ‘erm’s as they looked at each other and shrugged at him.

Really? Just me? He gave them a long brimstone stare, but none of them budged. Growling, he dismissed them and headed for the kitchen, consulting the notes he’d been given. The Reds could handle the fires, some of the others could round up the slugs and the sheep…

A few minutes later he banged on Rollick’s bedroom door again. What if it starts crawling around the kitchen?“Um… you’ve probably got too much life force in it, lord. You’ll ( ... )

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Re: Cooking!Gromgard - 1/2 onemorebounty June 2 2010, 19:09:39 UTC
((Once again, good stuff. And it sounds like there is finally a worse cook out there than Samus--she's never yet managed to bring something back to life.))

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Re: Cooking!Gromgard - 1/2 lord_it_over June 2 2010, 22:00:03 UTC
((*chuckle* To be fair, the original recipe I had in mind was for a concoction such as Saruman might have used to make Uruk-hai, so mistakes were easy to make...))

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