Not-a-stripe 02: A new challenger gets off her lazy butt! Life in the scallywags!

[lookouttiger]

[Morning - 1669 Nelson Street - Open to household]

[If you are looking for breakfast this morning, you may be a little bit disappointed. Since drones are the majority of the household and the 60's style of 'living' was very unfriendly to a free spirit like Taiga, the constant demands of the drone children and the creepily jovial drone 'husband' wore

Comments

Phone

[maguskiller]

It's not easy to get used to.

Re: Phone

[lookouttiger]

[There he is again. She's still adjusting to the 'oh hey he's alive' thing. At least nothing else weird happens with people from Fuyuki, right?...right?]

It isn't. Aren't there at least better ways to pass the time? If this is daily life, then I can't wait to get out of here.

Re: [phone]

[lookouttiger]

[Tohsaka-san. The devil herself was offering refuge. Was she desperate enough to accept?!]

[Yes, yes she was.]

Where and when? Please say 'as soon as possible' for Sensei, if that's alright with you.

[lookouttiger]

[Less than two minutes later, there is rapid-fire knocking at Rin's front door.]

LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN

[Such a good sensei.]

[Action - Store] If I am going overboard I will totally edit this at your request

[bitemescumbag]

[Only Taiga would be able to create an accident such that it would flaunt in the laws of physics, geometry, and just about everything but the golden 'Rule of Funny.'

An accident such that crashing her cart into an adult male would launch him into the air, cause him to preform at least one full revolution mid-air, and land perfectly unharmed -- if somewhat cramped -- into the cart she was manipulating.]

What just happened where am I and why is there a can of [Rummage, rustle] ...corn in my kidney?

Naw, it's cool

[lookouttiger]

[She slows down a bit and stares.]

Hrm. I don't remember picking up an 'unfortunate person'...

And how did that even get there?!

Just checkin'~

[bitemescumbag]

[Not making any escape attempts quite yet.]

Usually you've got to order the unfortunate person shipped direct. Stock is low and demand is also low. You managed to catch the store at a fortunate time, you see.

...'Landing Emergency'?

[phone]

[riastrad_ridire]

I wasn't 'creepy', when last I checked.

Re: [phone]

[lookouttiger]

Well, you still don't qualify as a gentlemen! You must earn your respect from an honored Sensei like myself!

[phone]

[riastrad_ridire]

I really should, considering I'm a knight. But fine, I'll play along. What'll it take?

Re: [phone]

[lookouttiger]

[BAH. She saw a flying man earlier. How could he POSSIBLY top that?]

First, you have to prove yourself to be dependable to those you associate with! Which is why you are to come over to this house and cook for me immediately.

[Attempting cooking dodge.]

household, action.

[trueguardian]

[ When Taiga returns to the kitchen from beating the drones, Lan Fan is sipping orange juice and is completely apathetic towards her sudden cruelty. She drinks the glass surprisingly quick. ]

These drones are becoming a nuisance.

Re: household, action.

[lookouttiger]

[It's not cruelty, it's 'disciplinary action'. There's a difference. She swears.]

[Siiigh.] Yes, they are...I can't believe I'm actually hoping the town kidnaps someone else for this house, if only so I don't hear from these anymore.

[trueguardian]

[ Lan Fan believes in discipline! I mean, she said they should kill two innocent people because they mocked the prince. ]

I agree. While it would be unfortunate to him, the drones are more trouble than they are worth. Shall we lock them in a closet?