This Will Be Our Year (Took a Long Time to Come) - Chapter 1: September
Title:This Will Be Our Year (Took a Long Time to Come)
Author: alcarcalime and wickedsprite
Summary: The year after the war is a tough one, in which Ginny Weasley tries to live her life, get past her grief, survive Transfiguration, and try not to fall too much in love with some idiot green-eyed boy man.
Characters/Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny, mainly. With side dishes of R/Hr and other canon pairings
Rating: PG-13
Setting: Post-Deathly Hallows, Pre-Epilogue
Genre: gen, humor, fluff
Warnings: Fluffiness, cheesiness, and crack abound. Also, the fic doesn't follow the traditional format of a story's narrative.
Prologue.
Chapter 1
September
TIME TABLE for: Weasley, Ginevra Molly
HOUSE: Gryffindor
YEAR: Seventh (N.E.W.T. Year)
Monday:
0800H-1000HN.E.W.T. Study Period
1000H-1200HCharms, Professor Filius F. Flitwick
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Transfiguration, Headmistress Minerva O. McGonagall
Tuesday:
0800H-1200HDouble Potions, Professor Horace E. Slughorn
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1500HMuggle Studies, Professor Wilda L. Rivers
1500H-1700HDefense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Glenda T. Marchbanks
Wednesday:
0800H-1200HDouble Charms, Professor Filius F. Flitwick
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Glenda T. Marchbanks
Thursday:
0800H-1200HDouble Herbology, Professor Pomona M. Sprout
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Muggle Studies, Professor Wilda L. Rivers
Friday:
0800H-1000HHerbology, Professor Pomona M. Sprout
1000H-1200HTransfiguration, Headmistress Minerva O. McGonagall
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HN.E.W.T. Study Period
~ * ~
September 2
Dear Mum and Dad,
How are you doing? How’s Bill and Fleur? Percy and George? How was Ron’s training? I miss you all.
Our DADA teacher is new; she is old Griselda Marchbanks’s daughter. I still haven’t attended a class as I have a break in before my first class but just by looking at my timetable, I bet N.E.W.T. year is going to be tough. I hope everybody’s doing well.
Love,
~ * ~
Charms, 1035H
Hermione-have you seen your timetable yet?
Yes. Why?
I have six Doubles, Hermione. SIX. With Quidditch practice and this kind of schedule, how am I supposed to survive this year? Is McG trying to kill us?
Well, they gave us Study Periods. And it’s our N.E.W.T. year so it’s really expected. Did you send your Mum a letter this morning?
Yes. What about you? Who’re you writing the novel to this morning?
Your brother.
Who? Charlie?
Ron, you nutter.
Ahhh.
Don’t you have some notes to take?
Almost done.
I don’t believe you.
It’s called multitasking, Hermione. So is my brother better at kissing than Viktor?
Ginny!
What? All I’m asking is a simple yes or a no. I’m not asking for the gory details, thank you very much. I’d very much like to keep my breakfast in my digestive system.
Well, it’s wonderful. Kissing someone you’ve wanted all these years is even better. You’d understand, you’ve been there.
If you say so.
Is that bitterness I read?
Bitterness? What are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine. I’m just saying that, you know…it’s been a while since I’ve been kissed properly.
A while for how long exactly?
I don’t know! How should I know?! It’s not like I’m keeping count.
Yes, you are.
No I’m not!
Yes. Admit it. I can sense your frustration emanating feet from me.
Oh all right. It’s been a year.
And?
Two months.
And?
Two days, three hours and nineteen minutes. Shit, I’m pathetic.
No, you’re not. And don’t curse.
Even you would curse after waiting for eons.
Maybe you should write to him.
Write to whom?
Do I really have to name Mr. One Year, Two Months, Two Days, Three Hours and Nineteen Minutes? Come on, Ginny. I know you’re close to becoming hysterical yesterday when he ALMOST ended your miserable countdown.
Holy shit, Hermione. I did NOT sign up for this emotional torture. What was I thinking, kissing him like that without even knowing if he even wants to kiss me?! You did see it, right?
First of all, CALM DOWN. Of course, I saw it. Everybody in King’s Cross saw it.
I am such an idiot. What the hell was I thinking?
Don’t get yourself too worked up on this. It’s an honest mistake, Ginny. Besides, a kiss is just a kiss, right? So what if you suddenly launched yourself at him? It’s a simple goodbye kiss. Completely harmless.
I did not launch on him. I merely LEANED. Huge difference, Hermione. Leaning and Launching are two completely different words. Geddit?
Oh, lean schmean. Did he kiss you back?
What do you mean? We were lip to lip!
What I meant was, did he pucker up?
I really don’t know. It was all so sudden, I have no time to process the situation in my head. You did see it! It was done almost as quick as it started.
Don’t fuss about it, all right.
Stupid Harry. Why in Merlin’s name was he leaning towards me anyway? Any girl could make a mistake like that!
And it shouldn’t mean anything right? So what if he’s “leaning” and you panicked and suddenly kissed him?
I didn’t panic.
Yes, and Ron doesn’t talk when his mouth is full of food.
When did you become so sarcastic? Remind me to pound on Ron when I see him for rubbing off on you.
Anyway. It doesn’t mean that a small incident has to ruin your life. And remember, it’s not like you’re ready to get back together with him. Don’t let it confuse you, for Merlin’s sake. For all you know, it could be just because of the hype of the moment.
I honestly don’t know. He is Harry and I am indeed Ginny. I think I am cursed to like him forever. But I’m still feeling a wee bit resentful towards him because let’s face it: He was a complete turd. Did I even make sense? Have you heard from him yet?
No, I have a feeling that he’s hiding from me and Ron. Well, who could blame him, really. He is Harry and you know how he is when it comes to his feelings. It doesn’t help matters now that almost all of your brothers have an idea of the drama that is you and Harry.
Oh shit. Did they beat him up or something? Also, I just remembered that I have Double Transfig this afternoon. This is a universal conspiracy I tell you. Hate, hate, so much hate.
Nobody got beaten up, don’t worry. And about Transfiguration, it’s not really as bad as it looks like. In fact, I think it’s a pretty fascinating subject. You could pass your N.E.W.T.s and you know it. Now stop moaning about Harry and copy Flitwick’s notes.
I AM NOT MOANING.
Yes, you are, One Year, Two Months, Two Days and Nineteen Minutes.
Say it, Hermione. I’m pathetic.
You’re pathetic, Ginny Weasley.
~*~
September 5
Ginny,
Everything’s doing all right here. George is still hard to talk to but Percy is helping him with the joke shop until he settles down. Don’t worry about us. Study hard and take care of yourself. We miss and love you, darling.
Love,
~*~
September 7
Harry,
How’s it going? Caught any slimy uglies yet?
I know that we’ve been caught in between the
About King’s Cross, are you even planning on kissing me that day or are you just being cruel and spiteful like that?
Things are doing fine here but Hogwarts isn’t Hogwarts without you at Hogwarts. Hermione’s forcing anyone she could into answering N.E.W.T.s practice papers. Nightmare, I tell you.
First of all, I’d like to say that I think you’re royal idiot but I still love you.
~*~
Muggle Studies homework:
REQUIRED READING: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Discuss one prevalent theme in the novel and its influence to the overall development of the story. Compare and contrast the specific theme to Wizarding society.
Granted that I’ve read this novel only a fortnight before the submission of this essay, the theme that struck me most was the overall physical landscape shown all throughout the novel. The moors, albeit a strong memory for Catherine and Heathcliff, were more than just Patronus fodders for the two main characters. The darkness of the landscape was a symbolism of the wildness of both characters which ultimately parallels what happens to the tragedy that was their love.
However, I can not help but notice the disparaging description of Muggles to moors and marshes. I live in the country and I grew up playing Quidditch, catching frogs, and running around moors and marshes. Of the numerous descriptions Miss Brontë has provided in her narrative, not once did I see the moors that I grew up with. I’d like to point out now that the imagination of Muggles were diminutive back in the nineteenth century (because Muggles these days are really imaginative with the series of contraptions they seem to discover day in, day out).
In the wizarding world, moors were more than just great expanses of idle lands. Moors and marshes alike were used for various wizarding activities, such as playing Quidditch. In fact, Quidditch Through the Ages gives us a very descriptive account of the first Quidditch match in Queerditch Marsh. It was a place of robust activity and lively camaraderie which, unfortunately for Muggles such as Miss Brontë did not experience.
While I don’t necessarily agree with you on some points you’ve discussed most especially on the disparaging imagination of Muggles, I must say that I enjoyed your commentary.
Well done, Miss Weasley. But next time, tone down the Quidditch undertones. I know you’re a good player and all but this is Muggle Studies. Keep the Quaffle in the field.
~*~
You did not just imply that Emily Brontë has a “diminutive imagination.”
Calm down. It wasn’t plicitly mentioned.
Plicitly? What the hell is plicitly?
Er, the opposite of implicit?
There’s no such word!
Ah, at least I got an E.
You should read more books.
Oh don’t be such a vocabulary snob, Hermione. So what is this surprise project you’ve been boasting about?
It still needs a little tweaking but it’s coming. You should check the bulletin board in five days.
~*~
September 11
George-brother-mine,
So here is the list of WWW goods I have been meaning to order from you. I still get a discount, right?
~*~
September 12
Ginny,
George is currently indisposed but don’t worry. It’s nothing like last summer. He’s spending two weekends at Oliver’s beach flat in Costa Rica with Lee and Angelina. I reckon this would be good for him, surrounded by friends. I’m currently manning the shop but Ron, Bill, and Harry are helping when they can.
I will probably be sending the items to you by the end of the week because we ran out of Peruvian Darkness Powder and George forgot to mention that the shipment was delayed. Yes, it’s still three Galleons, six Sickles but don’t bother sending gold. This one’s on me.
So how are you doing? Is Transfiguration that bad? Write back, I’d like to hear more from you.
~*~
September 13
Perce,
Thanks for the updates. I am glad that George is starting to go out. And thank you. No particular reason, I just want to thank you.
Yes, Transfig is a nightmare. Hermione’s not being helpful with her constant nagging but I’m doing all right with my other subjects. I’m just glad that next week I’ll be starting with Quidditch. Professor Marchbanks has finally given me the go signal to start try-outs on the first week of October.
I’d just like to apologize for my behavior back in the summer. The past years without you were difficult, and with Fred gone, well, it’s just not the best. I’m just glad that you’re here and that you’re writing to me. Let’s keep this up. Send my love to everyone. And Fleur.
~*~
HOUSE-ELF SERVITUDE AND THE QUEST TOWARDS A PEACEFUL WIZARDING SOCIETY
By Hermione Jean Granger
With the memory of Albus Dumbledore inculcated into the very walls of this institution, Hogwarts School has always been a beacon of equality and diversity in the entire Wizarding world.
However, it is with utter disbelief that I share to you the news that Hogwarts has been continuously employing house-elves in its kitchens, despite the valiant and brave efforts of our little brothers in the Battle of Hogwarts.
As students of Hogwarts School, should we continue to let this happen after the events of the past year? Is this really what we want in our efforts to rebuild a peaceful society?
The Society for the Protection of House-elf Welfare (S.P.E.W.) invites all of you to join the First Annual Gryffindor Common Room Scrub on the last Saturday of October. This project aims to raise awareness on the working conditions of the entire house-elf population in order to inspire ideas and methods on how to protect the house-elves. All proceeds will go to S.P.E.W. and its future projects.
For more details, please contact Hermione Granger (S.P.E.W. President and Founder) and Ginny Weasley (Auditor and acting Secretary/Treasurer) in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Approved for posting by:
THE HEAD GIRL
~*~
Library, 1945H
Wait, when did I become acting Secretary/Treasurer of SPEW?
Ever since your brother and Harry decided to not return this year, I have decided that you will take care of their responsibilities. I do know that you’re also as passionate as I am in our mission of abolishing the Wizarding culture of house-elf servitude. And it’s S.P.E.W.
Sheesh, Hermione, I’m flattered and all but I have got a lot of things to do this year. I mean my Transfig homework alone is up to my neck already. Can’t somebody else do this?
I would ask the other members but they seem to have forgotten that they’re members of S.P.E.W.
Don’t you think that people will be so busy with Hallow’s Eve that they wouldn’t be really available by that week to your project?
Yes, I have thought about that but I’m planning on scheduling the scrub on a Hogsmeade weekend.
It’s also a Hogsmeade weekend. And don’t you think it’s inappropriate of you to approve an announcement that you drafted yourself?
Well, I’ve consulted the Head Girl and Head Boy Handbook and it specifically says that “notes drafted by either the Head Girl or the Head Boy must be given the affirmative by the other Head before posting.” And I have spoken to Christopher March of Ravenclaw and he has approved it.
You did his Runes essay?
No, I did not!
Just the conclusion, then?
Yes, I drafted an outline for his conclusion and I don’t see anything wrong with that. I have done it before for Ron and Harry and they’re complete Astronomy essays, mind you. Plus, he’s also a member of S.P.E.W., he understands.
Not to be a complete arse over here, but I don’t think this is a good idea.
Why not? I asked Ron and he told me that the date is an opportune time for all Gryffindors to participate.
Okay, first of all. Ron is your boyfriend. He’ll agree to everything you say. And no offense, but my brother is not the sharpest tool in the shed. I, on the other hand, am a fantastic friend who loves you and thinks that it’s right to tell you that no one will participate in this project.
Yes, there will be! I have already spoken to the younger students and they’re excited about it.
It’s a Hogsmeade weekend, Hermione! They will hate you.
Well excuse me if I am passionate about helping the house-elves.
I know, but House-elf Advocate that you are, you still want to see Ron on that weekend right?
He and Harry are busy with training. Harry told me.
Wait, you’ve spoken to Harry?
Now I have her attention. Yes and he sends you his regards. Now excuse me while I start taking my library periods seriously.
~*~
September 16
Harry,
Sending your regards back, you complete tosspot.
But I love you, you great giant prat.
~*~
I really hope you’d start sending these little notes to Harry. I pity the state of your notebooks.
STOP READING MY DOODLES.
~*~
September 19
Hermione-
It’s better to be older and flabbier than older and crankier.
Happy Nineteenth Birthday, my dear friend, future sister-in-law, and kindred spirit! Nineteen years and counting!
Yours,
P.S. I hope Ron gives you something better than a book.
P.P.S. But I hope you still like my gift. It’s not much but I just thought you’d like it. Enjoy your day!
~*~
Happy Birthday!
Finally! I thought you were avoiding me!
Why would I avoid you?
I don’t know. But it looked like you were. Anyway, I really love your present. Thank you!
Seriously?
Yes, seriously! It was so thoughtful of you. I didn’t even realize that I needed a book jacket.
Well you’ve always complained about crossing the courtyard in the fall so I asked Mum for help on the enchantments. You just tap the leather and it will automatically be waterproof, dustproof or whatnot.
This is so cool. Remind me to mention this to your mother when I thank her for the mince pies and the scarf. This is the best present I got.
Oh come on. I’m just glad that you liked it.
It’s true!
Even better than Ron’s?
Well definitely better than Ron’s.
Why, what he’d do now?
You wouldn’t believe what he gave me.
Knowing that this is Ron we’re talking about, I’m willing to believe anything.
He gave me Chudley Cannons robes. With WEASLEY’S GIRL stamped on the back.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not funny!
Well it is! I was expecting something absurd or offensive like-Kama Sutra for Bookworms or something!
But it’s not like I will be wearing them! I don’t even understand Quidditch!
It could have been much worse.
What could possibly be worse than that?
An ordinary book? A pen? Believe me, coming from Ron, that is one huge gesture.
You’ve got a point.
You’ve got to admit the Weasley’s Girl part was sort of cute.
Sort of. But still.
This is Ron we’re talking about Hermione. What do you expect, some great, big romantic gesture? The only romantic part of my brother’s body is his nose hair and he’s even bound to sneeze it out.
Hey, a girl can hope.
~*~
September 20
Ron-
Just a little sisterly advice. NEVER GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOUD, OBNOXIOUS ORANGE QUIDDITCH ROBES ESPECIALLY WHEN SAID GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT QUIDDITCH.
But thanks for the laughs. I really needed that.
~*~
GINNY, WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER?
Nothing! I just gave him some sisterly advice and I guess he’s not as thick as I thought he is.
Do you know what he did?!
Yes. The entire Great Hall saw it and I think it was better than the robes. You’ve got to admit. The roses were amazing. The singing telegram was not.
Did you see the look Marchbanks was giving me?
Oh screw that old hag. You enjoy your day.
It was really romantic.
Who would have thought, eh?
~*~
September 22
Harry,
Hermione just had her birthday and it reminded me of mine last August. Bethel misses you. I miss you.
~*~
September 24
Ginnykins,
After a series of smack-on groveling, I finally have the copy of Ron’s musical message to Hermione. This is the only copy and always remember that this is Solid Gold Blackmail Material (SGBM).
We’re saving this for the Big Events (capital B, capital E). Big Events being his wedding day, his son’s wedding day, or his first time with Hermione.
GUARD THIS WITH YOUR LIFE. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LOSE THIS.
~*~
September 25
GFW,
Aye, aye captain.
Under no circumstances should you mention Ron having sex EVER AGAIN.
~*~
Homonus Viccistudo - et. Latin, “homo” - man, “viccistudo” - to change
- works with a three-part-swish movement ending with a jab at the last syllable.
- pron. stress on “VIC-CI”
~*~
Normal-sized brain in need of urgent help. Can Homonus Viccistudo transform humans into four-legged mammals? Because while you were at Arithmancy, I tried transfiguring myself into a pony but so far, I still have two legs and no hoofs. This subject is the bane of my existence.
Were you doing your pronunciation correct? Get your Vicci nice and sharp and tudo short and supple. More of like a slide of the tongue.
Well, you heard me. Do I look like a pony to you?
What about your wand movement? Homonus Viccistudo is pretty tricky. You have to put stresses to your last syllables and practice the right wand movement to yourself. It’s actually a very simple ‘wave, swish, and flick’ movement.
Waving, swishing and flicking over here and still nothing.
Don’t wave your wand that way, you’re going to poke someone’s eye out. Also, take note that Homunus Viccistudo works because of the direct force of magic between the tongue and the movement of the wand. Remember that in mammals, there is a different type of stress to Viccistudo.
I hate study period and all these rules about not talking. I feel stupid passing notes and asking about wand movements. Can’t they see that talking is very important in the practical application of magic?
You know what, I absolutely agree! Although I respect and admire the history and values inculcated by the Hogwarts Founders, I can’t help but see the ridiculousness of some of these rules!
I am so glad you’re saying that. I mean look at Eddie Barrett at the Hufflepuff table. Poor thing is having a hard time with his Potions homework but these stupid rules keep him from casually leaning toward Mary Wilson to ask for help.
We are being restrained from expressing our thoughts and they claim that free speech is very much practiced here. And if we do express our beliefs, our actions are always misconstrued into something vile and evil.
Oh no Hermione, are you starting to go on again about your flyer? Let it go, woman!
No I will not, and as acting secretary and treasurer of the Society of the Protection of Elfish Welfare, you should support me in our first ever flyer campaign.
I support you, Hermione. It’s just that stupid Transfiguration is taking over my life. Remind me why I took this N.E.W.T.s again?
Because it’s one of the basic Hogwarts subjects and you can do no wrong with a Transfiguration N.E.W.T.s.
I should have really dropped this. I’m pathetic at this and nothing can change that.
You just need practice.
Okay, what just happened. I tried your advice but it still wouldn’t happen and there is a suspicious weight lodged at my back.
~*~
Dear Mr and Mrs Weasley:
Your daughter, Ginevra, has been subjected a bad transfiguration job by her own wand. On the 25th of September during Study Period, she has mistakenly given herself a tail and has transformed her hair white. She is currently taking regular doses of potion to correct the mistaken spells.
Rest assured that the spell left no lasting effects and that she will be back in class by Monday morning, after I have successfully removed the horse’s tail and reverted her hair back to its original color.
Best regards,
Poppy Pomfrey
School Healer
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
~*~
September 27
Harry,
Transfiguration is a pain in the arse. I wish you were here.
~*~
September 27
Ginny dear,
How are you? Is everything back to normal? I really wish I could be there to see you but I’m just glad that you’re doing all right. Your brothers are sending you a big package of sweets. I hope you feel better soon and write back when you can. Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
Love,
~*~
Ginny,
Hope you’re back in the SADDLE soon.
Love from your favorite brothers,
~*~
September 28
Ginny,
This is a gallstone taken from the kidney of a newly born Snorcack. Keep this in your pocket everyday and the spirits of the Nazmares will leave you alone.
Get well soon.
Your friend,
~*~
September 28
Dear Mum,
I’m out of the Hospital Wing and thank Merlin I have finally gotten rid of the tail and the white hair. Transfiguration’s coming again in the afternoon and I promise to be extra careful. I will be leaving for my first class after I send this with one of the school owls but really, I’m better.
Please thank Ron, George and Percy about the basketful of candies and WWW merchandise. How are Charlie and Bill? I’m really glad George seems to be lightening up somewhat. I miss you all.
Love,
~*~
September 29
Ginny,
I just heard about your Transfiguration incident. Are you all right? Ron tells me that you’re to leave the hospital wing. I really hope you’re doing fine now. How many times do I have to remind you to always concentrate while transfiguring yourself? It’s a good thing there’s no lasting damage.
Anyway, how are you? I’d really like to hear more from you. Write back if you’re not too busy. Or not. Take care.
Yours,
~*~
Somebody’s having a good morning.
Shut up. Nobody can spoil my day.
Well?
Well, what?
Are you going to write back? Because for someone like Harry, that one card was the greatest leap you’d ever get from him, eloquent boy that he is.
Hermione, if you don’t stop scribbling on Harry’s card I am going to pound you.
To be continued
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Author: alcarcalime and wickedsprite
Summary: The year after the war is a tough one, in which Ginny Weasley tries to live her life, get past her grief, survive Transfiguration, and try not to fall too much in love with some idiot green-eyed boy man.
Characters/Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny, mainly. With side dishes of R/Hr and other canon pairings
Rating: PG-13
Setting: Post-Deathly Hallows, Pre-Epilogue
Genre: gen, humor, fluff
Warnings: Fluffiness, cheesiness, and crack abound. Also, the fic doesn't follow the traditional format of a story's narrative.
Prologue.
Chapter 1
September
TIME TABLE for: Weasley, Ginevra Molly
HOUSE: Gryffindor
YEAR: Seventh (N.E.W.T. Year)
Monday:
0800H-1000HN.E.W.T. Study Period
1000H-1200HCharms, Professor Filius F. Flitwick
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Transfiguration, Headmistress Minerva O. McGonagall
Tuesday:
0800H-1200HDouble Potions, Professor Horace E. Slughorn
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1500HMuggle Studies, Professor Wilda L. Rivers
1500H-1700HDefense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Glenda T. Marchbanks
Wednesday:
0800H-1200HDouble Charms, Professor Filius F. Flitwick
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Glenda T. Marchbanks
Thursday:
0800H-1200HDouble Herbology, Professor Pomona M. Sprout
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HDouble Muggle Studies, Professor Wilda L. Rivers
Friday:
0800H-1000HHerbology, Professor Pomona M. Sprout
1000H-1200HTransfiguration, Headmistress Minerva O. McGonagall
1200H-1300HLUNCH
1300H-1700HN.E.W.T. Study Period
~ * ~
September 2
Dear Mum and Dad,
How are you doing? How’s Bill and Fleur? Percy and George? How was Ron’s training? I miss you all.
Our DADA teacher is new; she is old Griselda Marchbanks’s daughter. I still haven’t attended a class as I have a break in before my first class but just by looking at my timetable, I bet N.E.W.T. year is going to be tough. I hope everybody’s doing well.
Love,
~ * ~
Charms, 1035H
Hermione-have you seen your timetable yet?
Yes. Why?
I have six Doubles, Hermione. SIX. With Quidditch practice and this kind of schedule, how am I supposed to survive this year? Is McG trying to kill us?
Well, they gave us Study Periods. And it’s our N.E.W.T. year so it’s really expected. Did you send your Mum a letter this morning?
Yes. What about you? Who’re you writing the novel to this morning?
Your brother.
Who? Charlie?
Ron, you nutter.
Ahhh.
Don’t you have some notes to take?
Almost done.
I don’t believe you.
It’s called multitasking, Hermione. So is my brother better at kissing than Viktor?
Ginny!
What? All I’m asking is a simple yes or a no. I’m not asking for the gory details, thank you very much. I’d very much like to keep my breakfast in my digestive system.
Well, it’s wonderful. Kissing someone you’ve wanted all these years is even better. You’d understand, you’ve been there.
If you say so.
Is that bitterness I read?
Bitterness? What are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine. I’m just saying that, you know…it’s been a while since I’ve been kissed properly.
A while for how long exactly?
I don’t know! How should I know?! It’s not like I’m keeping count.
Yes, you are.
No I’m not!
Yes. Admit it. I can sense your frustration emanating feet from me.
Oh all right. It’s been a year.
And?
Two months.
And?
Two days, three hours and nineteen minutes. Shit, I’m pathetic.
No, you’re not. And don’t curse.
Even you would curse after waiting for eons.
Maybe you should write to him.
Write to whom?
Do I really have to name Mr. One Year, Two Months, Two Days, Three Hours and Nineteen Minutes? Come on, Ginny. I know you’re close to becoming hysterical yesterday when he ALMOST ended your miserable countdown.
Holy shit, Hermione. I did NOT sign up for this emotional torture. What was I thinking, kissing him like that without even knowing if he even wants to kiss me?! You did see it, right?
First of all, CALM DOWN. Of course, I saw it. Everybody in King’s Cross saw it.
I am such an idiot. What the hell was I thinking?
Don’t get yourself too worked up on this. It’s an honest mistake, Ginny. Besides, a kiss is just a kiss, right? So what if you suddenly launched yourself at him? It’s a simple goodbye kiss. Completely harmless.
I did not launch on him. I merely LEANED. Huge difference, Hermione. Leaning and Launching are two completely different words. Geddit?
Oh, lean schmean. Did he kiss you back?
What do you mean? We were lip to lip!
What I meant was, did he pucker up?
I really don’t know. It was all so sudden, I have no time to process the situation in my head. You did see it! It was done almost as quick as it started.
Don’t fuss about it, all right.
Stupid Harry. Why in Merlin’s name was he leaning towards me anyway? Any girl could make a mistake like that!
And it shouldn’t mean anything right? So what if he’s “leaning” and you panicked and suddenly kissed him?
I didn’t panic.
Yes, and Ron doesn’t talk when his mouth is full of food.
When did you become so sarcastic? Remind me to pound on Ron when I see him for rubbing off on you.
Anyway. It doesn’t mean that a small incident has to ruin your life. And remember, it’s not like you’re ready to get back together with him. Don’t let it confuse you, for Merlin’s sake. For all you know, it could be just because of the hype of the moment.
I honestly don’t know. He is Harry and I am indeed Ginny. I think I am cursed to like him forever. But I’m still feeling a wee bit resentful towards him because let’s face it: He was a complete turd. Did I even make sense? Have you heard from him yet?
No, I have a feeling that he’s hiding from me and Ron. Well, who could blame him, really. He is Harry and you know how he is when it comes to his feelings. It doesn’t help matters now that almost all of your brothers have an idea of the drama that is you and Harry.
Oh shit. Did they beat him up or something? Also, I just remembered that I have Double Transfig this afternoon. This is a universal conspiracy I tell you. Hate, hate, so much hate.
Nobody got beaten up, don’t worry. And about Transfiguration, it’s not really as bad as it looks like. In fact, I think it’s a pretty fascinating subject. You could pass your N.E.W.T.s and you know it. Now stop moaning about Harry and copy Flitwick’s notes.
I AM NOT MOANING.
Yes, you are, One Year, Two Months, Two Days and Nineteen Minutes.
Say it, Hermione. I’m pathetic.
You’re pathetic, Ginny Weasley.
~*~
September 5
Ginny,
Everything’s doing all right here. George is still hard to talk to but Percy is helping him with the joke shop until he settles down. Don’t worry about us. Study hard and take care of yourself. We miss and love you, darling.
Love,
~*~
September 7
Harry,
How’s it going? Caught any slimy uglies yet?
I know that we’ve been caught in between the
About King’s Cross, are you even planning on kissing me that day or are you just being cruel and spiteful like that?
Things are doing fine here but Hogwarts isn’t Hogwarts without you at Hogwarts. Hermione’s forcing anyone she could into answering N.E.W.T.s practice papers. Nightmare, I tell you.
First of all, I’d like to say that I think you’re royal idiot but I still love you.
~*~
Muggle Studies homework:
REQUIRED READING: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Discuss one prevalent theme in the novel and its influence to the overall development of the story. Compare and contrast the specific theme to Wizarding society.
Granted that I’ve read this novel only a fortnight before the submission of this essay, the theme that struck me most was the overall physical landscape shown all throughout the novel. The moors, albeit a strong memory for Catherine and Heathcliff, were more than just Patronus fodders for the two main characters. The darkness of the landscape was a symbolism of the wildness of both characters which ultimately parallels what happens to the tragedy that was their love.
However, I can not help but notice the disparaging description of Muggles to moors and marshes. I live in the country and I grew up playing Quidditch, catching frogs, and running around moors and marshes. Of the numerous descriptions Miss Brontë has provided in her narrative, not once did I see the moors that I grew up with. I’d like to point out now that the imagination of Muggles were diminutive back in the nineteenth century (because Muggles these days are really imaginative with the series of contraptions they seem to discover day in, day out).
In the wizarding world, moors were more than just great expanses of idle lands. Moors and marshes alike were used for various wizarding activities, such as playing Quidditch. In fact, Quidditch Through the Ages gives us a very descriptive account of the first Quidditch match in Queerditch Marsh. It was a place of robust activity and lively camaraderie which, unfortunately for Muggles such as Miss Brontë did not experience.
While I don’t necessarily agree with you on some points you’ve discussed most especially on the disparaging imagination of Muggles, I must say that I enjoyed your commentary.
Well done, Miss Weasley. But next time, tone down the Quidditch undertones. I know you’re a good player and all but this is Muggle Studies. Keep the Quaffle in the field.
~*~
You did not just imply that Emily Brontë has a “diminutive imagination.”
Calm down. It wasn’t plicitly mentioned.
Plicitly? What the hell is plicitly?
Er, the opposite of implicit?
There’s no such word!
Ah, at least I got an E.
You should read more books.
Oh don’t be such a vocabulary snob, Hermione. So what is this surprise project you’ve been boasting about?
It still needs a little tweaking but it’s coming. You should check the bulletin board in five days.
~*~
September 11
George-brother-mine,
So here is the list of WWW goods I have been meaning to order from you. I still get a discount, right?
- 3 boxes of Canary Creams, extra feathers
- A dozen boxes of assorted Fainting Fancies, Nosebleed Nougats and Puking Pastilles-Transfiguration is proving to be a nightmare.
- 1 can of Peruvian Darkness Powder.
- 2 tubs of Instant Pimple Vanisher
- 1 tube of lip-shine chapstick.
~*~
September 12
Ginny,
George is currently indisposed but don’t worry. It’s nothing like last summer. He’s spending two weekends at Oliver’s beach flat in Costa Rica with Lee and Angelina. I reckon this would be good for him, surrounded by friends. I’m currently manning the shop but Ron, Bill, and Harry are helping when they can.
I will probably be sending the items to you by the end of the week because we ran out of Peruvian Darkness Powder and George forgot to mention that the shipment was delayed. Yes, it’s still three Galleons, six Sickles but don’t bother sending gold. This one’s on me.
So how are you doing? Is Transfiguration that bad? Write back, I’d like to hear more from you.
~*~
September 13
Perce,
Thanks for the updates. I am glad that George is starting to go out. And thank you. No particular reason, I just want to thank you.
Yes, Transfig is a nightmare. Hermione’s not being helpful with her constant nagging but I’m doing all right with my other subjects. I’m just glad that next week I’ll be starting with Quidditch. Professor Marchbanks has finally given me the go signal to start try-outs on the first week of October.
I’d just like to apologize for my behavior back in the summer. The past years without you were difficult, and with Fred gone, well, it’s just not the best. I’m just glad that you’re here and that you’re writing to me. Let’s keep this up. Send my love to everyone. And Fleur.
~*~
HOUSE-ELF SERVITUDE AND THE QUEST TOWARDS A PEACEFUL WIZARDING SOCIETY
By Hermione Jean Granger
With the memory of Albus Dumbledore inculcated into the very walls of this institution, Hogwarts School has always been a beacon of equality and diversity in the entire Wizarding world.
However, it is with utter disbelief that I share to you the news that Hogwarts has been continuously employing house-elves in its kitchens, despite the valiant and brave efforts of our little brothers in the Battle of Hogwarts.
As students of Hogwarts School, should we continue to let this happen after the events of the past year? Is this really what we want in our efforts to rebuild a peaceful society?
The Society for the Protection of House-elf Welfare (S.P.E.W.) invites all of you to join the First Annual Gryffindor Common Room Scrub on the last Saturday of October. This project aims to raise awareness on the working conditions of the entire house-elf population in order to inspire ideas and methods on how to protect the house-elves. All proceeds will go to S.P.E.W. and its future projects.
For more details, please contact Hermione Granger (S.P.E.W. President and Founder) and Ginny Weasley (Auditor and acting Secretary/Treasurer) in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Approved for posting by:
THE HEAD GIRL
~*~
Library, 1945H
Wait, when did I become acting Secretary/Treasurer of SPEW?
Ever since your brother and Harry decided to not return this year, I have decided that you will take care of their responsibilities. I do know that you’re also as passionate as I am in our mission of abolishing the Wizarding culture of house-elf servitude. And it’s S.P.E.W.
Sheesh, Hermione, I’m flattered and all but I have got a lot of things to do this year. I mean my Transfig homework alone is up to my neck already. Can’t somebody else do this?
I would ask the other members but they seem to have forgotten that they’re members of S.P.E.W.
Don’t you think that people will be so busy with Hallow’s Eve that they wouldn’t be really available by that week to your project?
Yes, I have thought about that but I’m planning on scheduling the scrub on a Hogsmeade weekend.
It’s also a Hogsmeade weekend. And don’t you think it’s inappropriate of you to approve an announcement that you drafted yourself?
Well, I’ve consulted the Head Girl and Head Boy Handbook and it specifically says that “notes drafted by either the Head Girl or the Head Boy must be given the affirmative by the other Head before posting.” And I have spoken to Christopher March of Ravenclaw and he has approved it.
You did his Runes essay?
No, I did not!
Just the conclusion, then?
Yes, I drafted an outline for his conclusion and I don’t see anything wrong with that. I have done it before for Ron and Harry and they’re complete Astronomy essays, mind you. Plus, he’s also a member of S.P.E.W., he understands.
Not to be a complete arse over here, but I don’t think this is a good idea.
Why not? I asked Ron and he told me that the date is an opportune time for all Gryffindors to participate.
Okay, first of all. Ron is your boyfriend. He’ll agree to everything you say. And no offense, but my brother is not the sharpest tool in the shed. I, on the other hand, am a fantastic friend who loves you and thinks that it’s right to tell you that no one will participate in this project.
Yes, there will be! I have already spoken to the younger students and they’re excited about it.
It’s a Hogsmeade weekend, Hermione! They will hate you.
Well excuse me if I am passionate about helping the house-elves.
I know, but House-elf Advocate that you are, you still want to see Ron on that weekend right?
He and Harry are busy with training. Harry told me.
Wait, you’ve spoken to Harry?
Now I have her attention. Yes and he sends you his regards. Now excuse me while I start taking my library periods seriously.
~*~
September 16
Harry,
Sending your regards back, you complete tosspot.
But I love you, you great giant prat.
~*~
I really hope you’d start sending these little notes to Harry. I pity the state of your notebooks.
STOP READING MY DOODLES.
~*~
September 19
Hermione-
It’s better to be older and flabbier than older and crankier.
Happy Nineteenth Birthday, my dear friend, future sister-in-law, and kindred spirit! Nineteen years and counting!
Yours,
P.S. I hope Ron gives you something better than a book.
P.P.S. But I hope you still like my gift. It’s not much but I just thought you’d like it. Enjoy your day!
~*~
Happy Birthday!
Finally! I thought you were avoiding me!
Why would I avoid you?
I don’t know. But it looked like you were. Anyway, I really love your present. Thank you!
Seriously?
Yes, seriously! It was so thoughtful of you. I didn’t even realize that I needed a book jacket.
Well you’ve always complained about crossing the courtyard in the fall so I asked Mum for help on the enchantments. You just tap the leather and it will automatically be waterproof, dustproof or whatnot.
This is so cool. Remind me to mention this to your mother when I thank her for the mince pies and the scarf. This is the best present I got.
Oh come on. I’m just glad that you liked it.
It’s true!
Even better than Ron’s?
Well definitely better than Ron’s.
Why, what he’d do now?
You wouldn’t believe what he gave me.
Knowing that this is Ron we’re talking about, I’m willing to believe anything.
He gave me Chudley Cannons robes. With WEASLEY’S GIRL stamped on the back.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not funny!
Well it is! I was expecting something absurd or offensive like-Kama Sutra for Bookworms or something!
But it’s not like I will be wearing them! I don’t even understand Quidditch!
It could have been much worse.
What could possibly be worse than that?
An ordinary book? A pen? Believe me, coming from Ron, that is one huge gesture.
You’ve got a point.
You’ve got to admit the Weasley’s Girl part was sort of cute.
Sort of. But still.
This is Ron we’re talking about Hermione. What do you expect, some great, big romantic gesture? The only romantic part of my brother’s body is his nose hair and he’s even bound to sneeze it out.
Hey, a girl can hope.
~*~
September 20
Ron-
Just a little sisterly advice. NEVER GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOUD, OBNOXIOUS ORANGE QUIDDITCH ROBES ESPECIALLY WHEN SAID GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT QUIDDITCH.
But thanks for the laughs. I really needed that.
~*~
GINNY, WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER?
Nothing! I just gave him some sisterly advice and I guess he’s not as thick as I thought he is.
Do you know what he did?!
Yes. The entire Great Hall saw it and I think it was better than the robes. You’ve got to admit. The roses were amazing. The singing telegram was not.
Did you see the look Marchbanks was giving me?
Oh screw that old hag. You enjoy your day.
It was really romantic.
Who would have thought, eh?
~*~
September 22
Harry,
Hermione just had her birthday and it reminded me of mine last August. Bethel misses you. I miss you.
~*~
September 24
Ginnykins,
After a series of smack-on groveling, I finally have the copy of Ron’s musical message to Hermione. This is the only copy and always remember that this is Solid Gold Blackmail Material (SGBM).
We’re saving this for the Big Events (capital B, capital E). Big Events being his wedding day, his son’s wedding day, or his first time with Hermione.
GUARD THIS WITH YOUR LIFE. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LOSE THIS.
~*~
September 25
GFW,
Aye, aye captain.
Under no circumstances should you mention Ron having sex EVER AGAIN.
~*~
Homonus Viccistudo - et. Latin, “homo” - man, “viccistudo” - to change
- works with a three-part-swish movement ending with a jab at the last syllable.
- pron. stress on “VIC-CI”
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Normal-sized brain in need of urgent help. Can Homonus Viccistudo transform humans into four-legged mammals? Because while you were at Arithmancy, I tried transfiguring myself into a pony but so far, I still have two legs and no hoofs. This subject is the bane of my existence.
Were you doing your pronunciation correct? Get your Vicci nice and sharp and tudo short and supple. More of like a slide of the tongue.
Well, you heard me. Do I look like a pony to you?
What about your wand movement? Homonus Viccistudo is pretty tricky. You have to put stresses to your last syllables and practice the right wand movement to yourself. It’s actually a very simple ‘wave, swish, and flick’ movement.
Waving, swishing and flicking over here and still nothing.
Don’t wave your wand that way, you’re going to poke someone’s eye out. Also, take note that Homunus Viccistudo works because of the direct force of magic between the tongue and the movement of the wand. Remember that in mammals, there is a different type of stress to Viccistudo.
I hate study period and all these rules about not talking. I feel stupid passing notes and asking about wand movements. Can’t they see that talking is very important in the practical application of magic?
You know what, I absolutely agree! Although I respect and admire the history and values inculcated by the Hogwarts Founders, I can’t help but see the ridiculousness of some of these rules!
I am so glad you’re saying that. I mean look at Eddie Barrett at the Hufflepuff table. Poor thing is having a hard time with his Potions homework but these stupid rules keep him from casually leaning toward Mary Wilson to ask for help.
We are being restrained from expressing our thoughts and they claim that free speech is very much practiced here. And if we do express our beliefs, our actions are always misconstrued into something vile and evil.
Oh no Hermione, are you starting to go on again about your flyer? Let it go, woman!
No I will not, and as acting secretary and treasurer of the Society of the Protection of Elfish Welfare, you should support me in our first ever flyer campaign.
I support you, Hermione. It’s just that stupid Transfiguration is taking over my life. Remind me why I took this N.E.W.T.s again?
Because it’s one of the basic Hogwarts subjects and you can do no wrong with a Transfiguration N.E.W.T.s.
I should have really dropped this. I’m pathetic at this and nothing can change that.
You just need practice.
Okay, what just happened. I tried your advice but it still wouldn’t happen and there is a suspicious weight lodged at my back.
~*~
Dear Mr and Mrs Weasley:
Your daughter, Ginevra, has been subjected a bad transfiguration job by her own wand. On the 25th of September during Study Period, she has mistakenly given herself a tail and has transformed her hair white. She is currently taking regular doses of potion to correct the mistaken spells.
Rest assured that the spell left no lasting effects and that she will be back in class by Monday morning, after I have successfully removed the horse’s tail and reverted her hair back to its original color.
Best regards,
Poppy Pomfrey
School Healer
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
~*~
September 27
Harry,
Transfiguration is a pain in the arse. I wish you were here.
~*~
September 27
Ginny dear,
How are you? Is everything back to normal? I really wish I could be there to see you but I’m just glad that you’re doing all right. Your brothers are sending you a big package of sweets. I hope you feel better soon and write back when you can. Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
Love,
~*~
Ginny,
Hope you’re back in the SADDLE soon.
Love from your favorite brothers,
~*~
September 28
Ginny,
This is a gallstone taken from the kidney of a newly born Snorcack. Keep this in your pocket everyday and the spirits of the Nazmares will leave you alone.
Get well soon.
Your friend,
~*~
September 28
Dear Mum,
I’m out of the Hospital Wing and thank Merlin I have finally gotten rid of the tail and the white hair. Transfiguration’s coming again in the afternoon and I promise to be extra careful. I will be leaving for my first class after I send this with one of the school owls but really, I’m better.
Please thank Ron, George and Percy about the basketful of candies and WWW merchandise. How are Charlie and Bill? I’m really glad George seems to be lightening up somewhat. I miss you all.
Love,
~*~
September 29
Ginny,
I just heard about your Transfiguration incident. Are you all right? Ron tells me that you’re to leave the hospital wing. I really hope you’re doing fine now. How many times do I have to remind you to always concentrate while transfiguring yourself? It’s a good thing there’s no lasting damage.
Anyway, how are you? I’d really like to hear more from you. Write back if you’re not too busy. Or not. Take care.
Yours,
~*~
Somebody’s having a good morning.
Shut up. Nobody can spoil my day.
Well?
Well, what?
Are you going to write back? Because for someone like Harry, that one card was the greatest leap you’d ever get from him, eloquent boy that he is.
Hermione, if you don’t stop scribbling on Harry’s card I am going to pound you.
To be continued
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