Fat.

[lonewolf_sanada]

Renji said I couldn't be a ninja because I'm fat

Comments

[zenpersonified]

Genichirou, I never said you were fat. Where did you get that notion?

[lonewolf_sanada]

You might as well have.

[zenpersonified]

Genichirou, I never even meant anything like that.

[lonewolf_sanada]

It felt like it.

[psych_shinji]

...you know. Higashi's counsling center has an eating disoer and body image workshop you should definitely look into.

[lonewolf_sanada]

I'm not mentally disturbed or in need of counseling but thanks.

[psych_shinji]

You think you're fat. I'd guess your BMI to be no more than 4%. So that is a problem. Distorted body image...you're excerising, which is a form of purging, which is bulimic behavior, but I sense anorexic tendencies as well.

[lonewolf_sanada]

Senri tells me I've got a distorted body image too.

Exercising is healthy, no?

[senseiseiichi]

Tell me that on my birthday.

And Genichirou-you're not heavy.

[lonewolf_sanada]

So I'm not Sanada-san?

Happy Birthday.

I am, the data-master never lies.

[senseiseiichi]

Would you prefer that?

You still have a few hours.

Renji already SAID he said you weren't fat. Now stop being a baby.

[lonewolf_sanada]

Your call.

Just in case.

If I'm a baby. I'm a fat one.

[kajihisa]

You're fat and I'm doing somethin with business as my major. I'm not doing anything involving business, so you're not fat.

[lonewolf_sanada]

You never know. Data doesn't lie.

[kajihisa]

Data is a collection of variables and constants. You are Sanada Genichirou - constant. You are a weight which does not suit you - variable. Therefore, if you were fat at any point (which I doubt), that has changed. In any case, overworking your muscles can damage you for life. Take it from someone who knows.

[lonewolf_sanada]

You are very kind.

I will keep it in mind.

Thank you.

[devilishelf]

Excuse me while I laugh. Seriously, with enough of the junk you do, there's no way you're fat.

[lonewolf_sanada]

I am not assured.