Ode to Punctuation...

[lonewolf16]

I have been charged with proper care of commas and, should I be feeling particularly daring, I am also given full control of my clandestine lover, the semi-colon. But that appears only to happen Fridays, when everyone gets a little drunk on the weekend and on power, laughing hysterically and flinging punctuation about every which way.

Comments

[foreverhaunted]

Your letter makes absolutely no sense, I use the term in the sense of none or zero. Perhaps you are so fixated on making sure to write in complete sentences that you have forgotten a little matter I like to call content, not that I am a master of this problematic issue myself but I at least have the excuse of the fate of the world being at stake, whereas since you are a professional writing type of person I would have thought you'd have a bit more of a handle on it, extremely disappointed in you really.

[lonewolf16]

I figure it's only fair, considering how I demand constant and illegal updates on your glamorous lifestyle writing by candlelight with foodstuffs hanging on a string from your teeth, that I in turn educate you in the fascinating details of the editorial process. By which I mean to say, my life is spectacularly boring without you in it to play the starring role.

[sparr0wgrl]

Reading Shoebox, have we?

[jacowootenfleaz]

you are not in Albania

[lonewolf16]

How would you know?

[jacowootenfleaz]

i know much