Hah!

[lonecow]

HAVE I JUST BEEN SHOWN THE MOST PERFECT NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS EVER?

I THINK I HAVE.

Resolutions that would make me better able to survive a zombie apocalypse! (OK, so the actual weapons like guns and stuff I'll leave off since I am nervous (edit: OF WEAPONS) and not really that paranoid... yet.)

I will work on an adaptation of this list. I think a

Comments

[goblinpaladin]

That's an awesome idea!

I might get Dad to teach me basic bicycle maintenance. Woo!

[Next zombie walk I totally want to go as a zombie bicyclist...]

[goblinpaladin]

Also, regarding 'disencourage:'

"I just like the way it sounds and the parallel rhythm of the syllables. I know. I'm a dork." -from about halfway down the comment page.

[gianthamster]

So what are you learning this year? :D I think I'd go for welding, cooking, rock climbing and so forth. Probably wouldn't turn out to be that useful in a post apocalyptic world but they sound fun ;)

I like the inherent optimism in people saying they should learn weapon skills. I'm not entirely sure where they intend to find these weapons in the new world order :P

[lonecow]

I guess some sort of fitness regime of some sort. Maybe the running one, since I don't think I'll ever get back into swimming now.

I was thinking cooking too, but not sure how to make it a measurable resolution. Also, if you know how to cook I'll just mooch off you. :D I'm sure you won't mind.

I shall look for useful short courses to do!

[rob_w]

Move into a bungalow.

Seriously, bad things happen in these movies to people that run upstairs.

[itcomesinpints]

Actually it's better to go upstairs then barricade/destroy the staircase. Zombies can't climb.

[rob_w]

I disagree. I am referring to if you don't have time to prepare for a zombie attack. If they suddenly break through your door and are forced to run upstairs bad things invariably happen.

[itcomesinpints]

True, but in such a situation it's more likely that bad things will happen than good...

[fa11ing_away]

Oh win. So doing that one.
It's quite amusing how similar that list is compared to one of the skills needed to survive a week in a Medieval Festival Without Cheating. Well, besides the obvious dealing with modern gadgets (cars, shot guns and the like).