Love in a Cold Climate

[london9calling]

Title: Love in a Cold Climate
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan, Kris / D.O., Suho / Minho, Chanyeol / Chen, Lay / Sehun, Baekhyun / Kai
Warning: Attempted whale beaching, crack
Summary: Love is strange. Particularly strange if you are a narwhal in love with a beluga or a polar bear in love with a penguin or...

Comments

[carcharias1130]

oh my god this is amazing!! I have such a crippling weakness for crack fic, especially animal-based crack and this is gold, pure gold. I love your choices of animals for everyone, I loved how how characterized everyone, particularly Chanyeol, Kris, and Luhan, all of whom were wonderfully stupid and ridiculous. Chanyeol especially had me in stitches and he didn't even talk that much, but ferret/weasel-type animals are just inherently hilarious and I just. I lost it

[london9calling]

Thank you for such a sweet comment! akldjflkadjdjlsak *blushes* /flails around.

They were all ridiculous hehe. I had to write Chanyeol as an ermine because it seemed to fit perfectly :)

Thirsty Minho is my favorite Minho!

Thank you again, your comment made my day :)

[soft_wallnuts]

I read this before work today but had very little time to comment and wanted to leave you with more than just "hey this is great" so I had to wait all this time~ But I'm here now to tell you that I LOVE THIS. ^^

Like, for real, love it. Love it for all the humor and cuteness and "awwww" moments. <3 Love it so much I'm mostly ignoring how Soo got to the Arctic! :D This fic made my day when I was feeling really sucky about having to go to work when my arm was feeling numb and it hurt and I knew I'd have to lift a bunch of stuff when I got to work. ^^ I love crack-y fics about animals!EXO and this one had so many great ships, too! (I love that 2Ho is becoming a thing now thanks to how hard they ship themselves. XD)

So yeah, loved everything. EVERYTHING. But here's still some of my fav parts and reactions. Because I can. ^^

“So you aren’t even going to talk to him? He follows you around all day and I am pretty sure he doesn’t want to eat you. Well, not in that way any way.”*wiggles eyebrows* Teehee, dirty Jongdae

[soft_wallnuts]

“Yes! For crying out loud you are the hottest whale in the entire northern ocean! I get all floaty when you touch me with your flippers. I even saved the first cod fish you ever brought me!” Minseok cried.
Yassssss... that's love. <3

“That stupid sled.” Minho had been pretty upset about it, Junmyeon could tell.
Oh yes, so very upset. So, so, so very upset. XD

“Is that a fucking polar bear?!” Junmyeon laughed, he didn’t know what else to do.
A polar bear? Why aren't you shocked about the penguins tho?! You're a man of science! Don't tell me Minho's looks are this distracting... XD

Kris being such a sweetheart with Soo... oh my, Soo, if you're not gonna date him, I will! ^^

Xiuhan preparing for their bay warming party is all kinds of cute~ <3

“That is the LAST time I ride on a polar bear!” The penguin huffed.
Is it though? *wiggles eyebrows*

Ahhhhhh I love this fic so hard it's crazy. ^^ Thank you so much for sharing this, this made my day so much brighter. <3

[london9calling]

You always leave such wonderful comments, thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

Yes, Soo and his penguin colony mysteriously got to the arctic...*runs away*. I probably should have posted the same note I did on AFF explaining how many liberties I took with the habitat/species XD

I am so happy this made your day :D

2ho ship themselves so hard it is difficult not to write about them! I loved watching them on Fluttering India and it certainly didn't help when they appeared on V App hanging out in bed ;)

I didn't know there was a harp Chen plush, but now I want one! I went crazy for Christmas asking for Exo plushies - including a Soo octopus. Now I wish I had asked for this one too XD

Thanks again for your awesome comment! I got all sorts of fuzzy reading it :D

[sugarystatic]

i'm so glad i read this! loving all the otps, the krisoo especially! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

[london9calling]

Thank you for reading! I am glad you liked it <33