here's the thing about those "5hr energy" commercials:

[lolweasel]

isn’t the half-life of caffeine... roughly five hours?

can’t i just… drink some coffee? or take the caffeine tablets they carry in pharmacies? take a shot of espresso? rail a bump of ground coffee beans? mainline a syringe-full of a good black tea?

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[t3hlorax]

BUT THE 5HR ENERGY DRINKS DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL FAT CARRIE!!!

[lolweasel]

(i'd rather feel fat than feel stupid, y'know?)

OMG & THOSE OTHER ENERGY DRINKS MAKE YOU BURP OMG NOT COOL

(burping is cool.)