Starscream Reviews Revenge of the Fallen
I would firstly like to say that I was incredibly displeased with the first film, despite it alerting you pitiful organics to our marvelous glory. It was too many Autobots, not enough Decepticons and, most importantly, not enough me. And what little me there is looks like a giant chicken-monkey.
However, I am obliged to see the new film regardless, so I just wasted two hours of my life. I hope you are all happy.
First: why so much about the humans. No one cares about them! Especially not me! Sam is just another slagging Witwicky, the only difference is that he's occasionally funny and doesn't wear a yellow hardhat.
Second: WHY DID THEY BRING MEGATRON BACK HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD oh primus the Fallen whyyyy BUT ANYWAY MEGATRON SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD. I AM MORE THAN VILLAIN ENOUGH FOR THIS PIECE AND I AM NOT THE FALLEN'S BITCH.
Third: What. WHAT. I AM NOT THAT MUCH OF A COWARD 1 I WOULDN'T JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT LIKE THAT FROM MEGATRON2, FIGHT BACK, DIDN'T YOU RULE CYBERTRON IN THE COMICS ARrrrrrgh. AND I AM STILL A CHICKEN MONKEY?! WHAT IS THIS
Argh. NEEDS MORE ME. ME ME ME. In fact, slag Revenge of the Fallen, this should have been Starscream: The Movie.
Fourth: Once again, too many Autobots.
In conclusion: This is the most worthless film I have ever seen - wait, no, that was Viva Chihuahua Primus why did I see that oh right, free ticket even so and Michael Bay can shove it right up his actuator.
PS: HAHA, RAVAGE DIED AGAIN. Also, Soundwave, what were you doing to that satellite?! That was - I didn't need to see that.
1No, he totally is. - Ed.
2Yes, he would. - Ed.
However, I am obliged to see the new film regardless, so I just wasted two hours of my life. I hope you are all happy.
First: why so much about the humans. No one cares about them! Especially not me! Sam is just another slagging Witwicky, the only difference is that he's occasionally funny and doesn't wear a yellow hardhat.
Second: WHY DID THEY BRING MEGATRON BACK HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD oh primus the Fallen whyyyy BUT ANYWAY MEGATRON SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD. I AM MORE THAN VILLAIN ENOUGH FOR THIS PIECE AND I AM NOT THE FALLEN'S BITCH.
Third: What. WHAT. I AM NOT THAT MUCH OF A COWARD 1 I WOULDN'T JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT LIKE THAT FROM MEGATRON2, FIGHT BACK, DIDN'T YOU RULE CYBERTRON IN THE COMICS ARrrrrrgh. AND I AM STILL A CHICKEN MONKEY?! WHAT IS THIS
Argh. NEEDS MORE ME. ME ME ME. In fact, slag Revenge of the Fallen, this should have been Starscream: The Movie.
Fourth: Once again, too many Autobots.
In conclusion: This is the most worthless film I have ever seen - wait, no, that was Viva Chihuahua Primus why did I see that oh right, free ticket even so and Michael Bay can shove it right up his actuator.
PS: HAHA, RAVAGE DIED AGAIN. Also, Soundwave, what were you doing to that satellite?! That was - I didn't need to see that.
1No, he totally is. - Ed.
2Yes, he would. - Ed.