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heavens_brows in lolocracy

Oh my! What's all this then~?

Jul 13, 2011 00:54

Salutations, my lovelies! I hope I find you all well on this most magical evening! I trust you have been all taking care of yourself while I've been away? Regardless, my goodness! It has been one full year since I saw you last! Oh dear me, and I see that you would all do well with my assistance once more! Normally I would be more reluctant to ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 13 2011, 18:30:17 UTC

To: Sindre Myhre fuuuck_yeah July 14 2011, 09:23:00 UTC

Hey there, miserable citizen! I heard that you were making wishes upon a star and so I came to help you asap, and let me tell you, cool story, bro!

Seems like you have a thing for the hydra, gollum, and fossels-say, are you, like, into Lord of the Rings? I think you are! Have no fear, dude. I am here to grant all your wishes. Always wanted to hang out with the fiddling Gollum? Well, in your room tomorrow will be Gollum! He's a swell guy, and he knows how to play the fiddle too! He seems to have an obsession with "my precious" and "riding wizard staffs", whatever that's all about. I'm sure you're down with it, since, you know, I'm granting your every last wish, yeah?

Anyway, peace, love, and freedom fries, citizen! I know that I made all of your dreams come true, so put a smile on!

anonymous July 13 2011, 19:04:19 UTC

TO: CHAIYAPORN PATTANAPUNYADEE heavens_brows July 14 2011, 08:19:12 UTC

Dear Mr. or Ms. CHAIYAPORN PATTANAPUNYADEE,

Your wish has been successfully transmitted (CONFIRMATION CODE #0THA10) and it is currently being processed. We thank you for your patience, but please expect 2 (TWO) to 30 (THIRTY) business days for your wish to come to complete fruition. Also, attached are the details of the granted wish. If you find anything in error or are not completely satisfied with your wish’s outcome, please call: 1-(800)-████-YOU or please feel free to ██ ████ ██████. 0:)

Thank you again for participating in Britannia Angel's Annual Wishing Extravaganza(TM)!

Britannia Angel
CEO and ████ of Britannia Angel Corp.

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Wish #0THA10:

DETAILS HERE: Because of your aversion to the weather of Liberty, you are no longer able to leave your residence! Thereby avoiding that nasty cold climate altogether! Moreover, to help with the cold, the heating in your residence will remain at a balmy 35°C/95°F~!

anonymous July 13 2011, 19:04:48 UTC

To: Willem Van Peeters fuuuck_yeah July 15 2011, 01:49:04 UTC

Heya, estranged brother of mine! It seems like you and your old man and...woman-uh yeah-have a few issues to work out. I have just the thing for you.

It was a pretty big pain in the butt, but I got a special guest to come visit Liberty. Yep, you guessed it, Dr. Phil! My homie's coming to Liberty, dude, and you and your family are going to star in this week's episode. You guys should be able to work out your problems and, hey, you know what? I'll even throw in there free tickets for all your family and friends! Sounds like a sweet deal, amirite?

Cheer up and stop being such a Debbie Downer, yeah? Peace, bro.

anonymous July 13 2011, 21:00:49 UTC

TO: MIHAILO MARIĆ heavens_brows July 14 2011, 08:08:26 UTC

Dear Mr. or Ms. MIHAILO MARIĆ,

Your wish has been successfully transmitted (CONFIRMATION CODE #53RB1A) and it is currently being processed. We thank you for your patience, but please expect 2 (TWO) to 30 (THIRTY) business days for your wish to come to complete fruition. Also, attached are the details of the granted wish. If you find anything in error or are not completely satisfied with your wish’s outcome, please call: 1-(800)-████-YOU or please feel free to ██ ████ ██████. 0:)

Thank you again for participating in Britannia Angel's Annual Wishing Extravaganza(TM)!

Britannia Angel
CEO and ████ of Britannia Angel Corp.

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Wish #53RB1A:

DETAILS HERE: Congratualations! Your wish has been granted and you surely have been regressed back into the 20s range! Well, your IQ, that is.

anonymous July 13 2011, 21:06:16 UTC

To: Raivis Galante mon_baguette July 14 2011, 08:23:30 UTC

Dearest Raivis,

I know that you have been longing in your heart of hearts to make these secret desires come to fruition, and I am so glad that you entrusted them to me. Have no fear, for I know how to make all of your dreams come true. No? Not like that, you say? Well, if you are positive, then, let us continue.

It is normal to long for the passionate romance that is sung about time and time again. That is why when you open your door this morning, you will be greeted by none other than Fabio. He will hold out his hand and say to you "Darling, let us ride into the sunset of your bedroom" on his magnificent white stallion, and you will take that opportunity by the horns and ride it unt-yes. Your life will closely parallel those novels that you so treasure, along with your speech, and your lover's strange stalker-like habits, and if you find a pirate or a mysterious thief intruding in on your house, then, well, all the more romantic, non?

Here is to hoping that this is exactly what you were looking for!

-Big Brother