Comments | lolocracy: Dude looks like a LAY-DEHHH

185_sardines in lolocracy

Dude looks like a LAY-DEHHH

Jan 12, 2011 02:01

WHO: Loto and Miruna (Ion)
WHERE: The Royal Café
WHEN: Tuesday afternoon, January 11th
WHAT: One guy, his best friend, and maids. Not a porno.

( Like seriously no joke, that must be a lady. )

oh god what just happened?, where the hell am i?, antarctica, moldova, you're an idiot, girl you look fierce, status: dead, moe moe times, unintentional genderbending, moe fucking kyun, fail!flirting, now just lie back and relaaaaaax, mistaken identity, first times are always good times

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...s-sparkling hearts why amar_dulce_vin January 13 2011, 10:33:11 UTC

It was fortunate, Ion thought to himself, that his back was turned as a new customer entered the shop. He was saved the humiliation of joining in the insipid chorus as the other maids called a happy greeting. In his peripheral, he vaguely caught sight of the new addition to the cafe's patrons being led into his serving area and gave an internal sigh as he finished taking the orders at his current table.

He desperately wanted to rub at his tired eyes, but saw Mei glaring death at him a few yards away if he dared to ruin the carefully applied cosmetics. He shot her a simpering smile and smirked behind his serving tray as she bristled like a doused cat. Fully satisfied with himself, he made his way to the new customer and gave the customary greeting as he distractedly searched for a pen to take orders with. When he found one, he looked up with a bright smile.

"And how may I serve you toda--"

Shit.

He hid his face behind the small notebook he used to jot down orders and carried on.

Domnea mea, what the hell was Loto of all people ( ... )

NEVER REPLYING AT 3AM AGAIN 185_sardines January 14 2011, 10:44:55 UTC

Loto was practically bore holes into the menu behind his goggles with how hard he was staring at it, blushing like a buffoon the entire time. He was dumbstruck, frozen, practically a bloody statue surrounded by all the pink, frills, and b-beautiful workers in the cafe'. Just how he ended up sitting down at a table was already foggy in his memory, despite it happening no more then a minute and 32.5 seconds ago. All he could clearly recall was...w-was--!!

"E-everyone(working) here sure is cute..."

So there he sat, trying not to let his eyes wander around and oggle the ladies, b-because clearly that would incredibly rude! What kind of man would he be if he intentionally caught sight of s-something he wasn't supposed to see. This was a public establishment and Loto was no voyeur! And p-pitching a tent in public would just be the worst thing possible for his reputation...It was only when the server came by did he turn his face away from the menu's loaded beverage and desert section and look up ( ... )

...aha. amar_dulce_vin January 14 2011, 11:02:34 UTC

For a bare moment, Ion forgot where he was.

"Strawberry? I thought you didn't li--"

Fortunately, Foresight reared up with a savage vengeance and squashed the rest of statement underfoot before he could give himself away. He made a show of carefully writing down Loto's order as he observed the teenager behind a fringe of hair.

He had his goggles on, a clear sign of embarrassment. His face was approaching dangerous levels of red and his voice had cracked an octave. It was moronically, ridiculously, absurdly...

...very cute, in an odd way.

Ion felt a light blush suffusing his face like a light dusting of powder.
Damn it all--

He cleared his throat quietly and gave a short bow and an affirmation before fleeing to the kitchen to place Loto's order.