So, a Japanese and an Italian Walk Into a Bar...

[moe_moe_desu]

WHO: Feliciano, Kiku, Atthis, Emi, Vash (NOW OPEN! COME IN, SEXY 21 AND OLDER~)
WHEN: May 16th, Sunday. Late in the evening.
WHERE: Honda residence, Vargas mansion, sexy night-club/bar, Jack in the Box
WHAT: Having a dead granny is a real downer, but luckily Feliciano has the cure-all solution: clubbing! and crossdressing
RATING: C for

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WHY HELLO THERE LADY IN RED~<3

[moe_moe_desu]

The first few steps onto the dance floor had been okay. He mostly relied on Feliciano for balance, so it was a wonder really that he expected him to be able to dance when he couldn't even stand up straight on his own. Then that shot of vodka kicked in and he found himself in an abrupt state of vertigo; Feliciano seemed far away all of a sudden... and the floor and the ceiling were apparently playing ring around the rosies

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

[fur_meine_leute]

As soon as he stepped into the bar, Ludwig had a headache. The loud bass, the bright lights, and the gaudily dressed people... it was the antithesis of what Ludwig considered a good time. Still, he had come here on a mission so there was no backing out now.

The mission, to be precise, was to find his fiancee before he did something foolish. Ludwig had been at a stoplight on the ride home from a late night at work when his phone began to vibrate frantically. Upon closer inspection the cause of the vibrations were a series of 'Tweet' alert from Feliciano's Twitter. The boy and 'Kiki' had apparently decided to out on the town. Of course, that meant that Feli had decided for the whole party. The other status updates following this decision involved the name of this club and several frou-frou cocktails. Ludwig knew Feliciano was not a child, but still, when Feli didn't answer his calls, he got worried.

'No wonder he didn't pick up, hearing a phone is impossible in here,' Ludwig thought as he fought his way over to the bar through the

[salylimon]

She had seen the awkward flailing of limbs, had managed to make out the drowned out exclamations, had noticed the jerking of bodies as eyes widened in surprise and alarm. Had Emiliana cared? No, not really.

Placing the now empty bottle of whatever-the-hell-she-had-just-finished-drinking, she slid off of her seat, eye scanning the moving mass of bodies on the dance floor. Well, if she wanted to dance - and dance with someone - she was pretty sure that all she had to do was slide into the center of the dance floor and sidle up against some stranger.

Or rather, that's what Emiliana had been in the middle of attempting until she realized that her path was more or less blocked by a crowd of idle drunks standing near the bar and the pair she had noticed earlier: the other Vargas brother, his Asian hooker companion friend, and apparently now an older woman. Unable to make out the woman's features, Emiliana heaved a sigh as she looked for a way to sidestep the trio but found none. Ah, well

[fur_meine_leute]

Ludwig was getting more and more mortified and uncomfortable with every second that ticked by. He should have come with backup. He shouldn't have come at all. He just had to shove his nose in Feli's business. But... wasn't that what fiancees were supposed to do? No, they were supposed to take care of their lover.

His mind racing with these thoughts, Ludwig stumbled over to the bar. He managed to order a Rolling Rock (it was the first beer that came to mind). Something had to calm him down and beer was immediately available so it would have to do. Of course, he had to drink the beer to calm down.

And drinking the beer became impossible as soon as he spilled it on the innocent bystander of a Hispanic woman walking by him.

"I'm so sorry!"

OH HEY BB WHEN YOURE DONE SPILLING YOUR DRINK WE NEED TO DANCE~~~~

[loves_pasta]

Feliciano just barely heard the voice over his and Kiku's own worry alongside the steady pulse of the base. It was a bit familiar though, tickled his ears and memory. He looked and found out just why