LOLSideways

[lolmac]

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[zeilfanaat]

Maybe next time he can pick a side...

[lolmac]

Can we pick his side? I'd like to be at on his side.

[zeilfanaat]

I'm sure we can pick his side.
Actually... perhaps I'd first like to be on the opposite side, so then I can change my mind and reside with him. Yup, I'm going with that one!

[justice_turtle]

u has an armporn but u no tagged it :-)

[lolmac]

True, iz armporn. But I've never had an armporn tag. Handporn, yes. Handporn is definitely an important recurring theme.

ETA: I've given it the "beef" tag, which covers a multitude of temptations to sin. *g*

[zeilfanaat]

"Teal'c, please tell me this was not a Jaffa revenge thing!!"

"...It was not a Jaffa revenge thing, O'Neill..."

Jack gave the Jaffa a skeptical look... as best as he could from this horizontal position. "You sure about that? Because you know, revenge is a dish best served cold! And this is clearly not cold enough!!"

Teal'c tilted his head sideways. "Perhaps it was a very small dish..."

Jack sighed. "I don't like this side dish either. Teal'c, I don't care from what side you look at it, from now on, all ideas of revenge you will immediately put to the side and bin them as soon as possible!"

"Alright, O'Neill," Teal'c acquiesced.

"Thank you!" Jack said emphatically. Then he sighed. "OK, well, at least from this position, things are looking up..."

[lolmac]

Ha!! Better leave the side dish on the sideboard and sidle away.

[alternatealto]

It's even worse when things go sideways and pear-shaped at the same time . . .

[lolmac]

It looks as if he doesn't know which way is up.

[a_phoenixdragon]

LOL!! Truth! Jack speaks it!

[lolmac]

*g*