I had a friend who was recently in the hospital with some colon issues.

So now, whenever i poop, i think of him.

is that wrong?

i just took a sip of coffee, and became sexually aroused.

how very strange.

today at work, i was so grossed out by the sound of one of my coworkers blowing his nose that i had to run to the bathroom and vomit.

it's oh so graceful when you're eating... and you go to put another bite in your mouth and some of whatever was already chilling in your mouth plops out.

just sayin'.

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a ( Read more... )

StrawberryBABYin (9:37:47 PM): is this someone from hl?
lollerskates (9:38:00 PM): i don't know what hl even is
StrawberryBABYin (9:38:18 PM): okay someone just posted this as a aim for a website i go on, horselover.net
lollerskates (9:38:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
StrawberryBABYin (9:38:41 PM): whatever
StrawberryBABYin (9:38:41 PM): bye

i still remember when a few of the dudes from Simple Plan were checking me out in Tower Records a few years ago.

...and they still suck.

for those of you who want to know

and i guess for those of you who want to stalk me, i dunno...

RCM Technologies in Pennsauken, NJ

CAD work, utilities drafting for NY

I HAVE A J-O-B

I HAVE A J-O-B

I HAVE A J-O-B

I HAVE A J-O-B

I HAVE A J-O-B!!!!!!!

well, a "real" job i mean =P

feeling better today emotionally.

but i think my chicken and spinach soup gave me the runs. since you know, i ate almost half the pot.

oh yeah and thanks Bingo Bob. now i think the entire family has teh sars.

i'm going to bring bags of cough drops and throw them at you.

shit i just spilled green tea all over myself.

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