A perfect 10

Feb 06, 2011 08:47

We might have travelled in time and are back to post number 2 or this is going to be the most porny post yet. No one knows. Or no one knew. Anyway:

Here are your guidelines, as usual.

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt ( Read more... )

prompting: 10

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Self Prompt: Steampunk!AU anonymous February 6 2011, 11:22:29 UTC
The new prompt post seems like a good place to start posting this rambling unrushed fic. It is still a WIP, and I'm trying to keep a few parts ahead because I'm still not entirely sure what direction this will take.

Just NuLab for the present though I could be persuaded to do other characters if you like the setting, some porn, no triggers, steampunk!overload (:

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Re: Self Prompt: Steampunk!AU anonymous February 6 2011, 11:26:26 UTC
Steampunk, steampunk, steampunk, steampunk! I'm excited already!

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Fill: Hattie and the Plague of Alchemists, part 1a anonymous February 6 2011, 11:38:45 UTC
Every part of the large, circular bedroom screamed of the nature of the man who had slept there for the last seventy-five years. A pair of stuffed dodos were mounted on Corinthian pillars and they scowled over their absurdly large beaks into thin air. An ornate harp stood silently and long since played, and a miniature suit of armour shone with the pink light of early dawn through the netted curtains. A maroon rug strewn with strange patterns and symbols covered the dusty floorboards, and the square inches of wall that weren’t covered in old paintings and the moth-eaten tapestry were stacked with thousands upon thousands of books. A huge, dusty chandelier hung from the ceiling, and by the four-poster bed there was a heavy vase with a monstrous plant squatting inside, its long, dark tendrils swaying and writhing lazily in the half-light ( ... )

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Fill: Hattie and the Plague of Alchemists, part 1b anonymous February 6 2011, 11:39:58 UTC
“I’m not dead yet Gordon ( ... )

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anonymous February 6 2011, 11:44:23 UTC
Some crack!fic along the same kind of humour as the HOC sleepover fics and the bus journey trips. Single party or cross. :) Just...anything.

I love fics in which the characters seem to be just like every single stereotype we place on them in this meme.

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anonymous February 9 2011, 16:31:56 UTC
Yes please! Seconded so much - these are my favourite genre of fic...

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anonymous February 6 2011, 12:21:52 UTC
Anon just caught up on the latest PMQs and was a little alarmed by the niceness of it all...some Camerband where they fall in love, i don't know, Romeo and Juliet style?

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anonymous February 6 2011, 12:59:00 UTC
I was thinking this too when I saw it. Second! :D

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anonymous February 6 2011, 14:34:59 UTC
Thirded!

Appaently someone who I can't remember (Ian Martin of the wsj? ) pointed out that these two don't actually hate each other, unlike, say Brown/Cameron , Blair/Major, or Thatcher/Kinnock, and that the seem to be civil enough to each other outside...

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Prime Minister's Questions liveblog anonymous February 12 2011, 00:06:29 UTC
12:01 - PMQ's have begun. Cameron lists the names of the two soldiers died in Afghanistan today. Tory backbencher asks about the proposed lowering of fuel prices, and whether Cameron is happy they are finally getting on with a proposal Labour would have never looked at in its time in office. Cameron says he agrees wholeheartedly.

12:03 - Miliband rises to pay tribute to the two soldiers and asks his first question. It is however, puzzlingly in poet form.

Mr Speaker, he speaks, yet he says nothing. What of that?
His eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold; 'tis not to me he speaks.

Cameron gets up to answer but is beetroot red in the face and doesn't seem to be able to come up with anything better than lines about Labour having no new, credible ideas for Britain's future.

12:05 - Miliband gets up to ask another question, even more puzzling than the first.

He speaks.
O, speak again, bright angel! for his art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
As is a winged messenger of heaven.Surely he is taking the piss? ( ... )

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anonymous February 6 2011, 12:50:13 UTC
Andy loses a bet with Balls, and has to go out dressed as a woman.

So convincing a girl does he make, Gove starts chatting him up...

What happens next is up to you!

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anonymous February 6 2011, 13:02:18 UTC
If you've seen 10 O'Clock live, they made a brave attempt at rebranding Ed Miliband, to play up his geekiness and turn him into a superhero like Kick-Ass.

So, Superhero AU? Ed is a (possibly faily) superhero who tries to right wrongs and save people/kittens?

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anonymous February 6 2011, 14:18:21 UTC
I aawed during that bit- not so much the futile need for rebranding, but Jimmy being mean
Poor Ed, we love him as he is...

Anyway, seconded do hard! Did we have 'the amazing adventures of Miliman' filled back in the last prompt? Can't remember...

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anonymous February 6 2011, 15:52:16 UTC
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Don't think so, but Miliman and his USSR flag-cape will always be in my heart.

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