The mighty 4!

[lolitics_meme]

My honourable friends,

our fourth prompt post!

That's right, number FOUR.
Like the nucleobases, the fundamental forces of physics and the horsemen of the apocalypse.
Like the number of seasons, the number of letters in most swear words and the number of boxes each tetris shape is made of.

In this spirit, here are four things to keep in mind:

1) The

Comments

[anonymous]

So, *ahem* you know how there's the Sarah Palin Porn?

Well, what if someone released a Coalition Gay Porn? And Nick and DCam somehow got tricked into watching it?

[madmogs]

*shudder* don't even joke about that!

[anonymous]

Joke about what? Palin Porn? It exists. I never want to see it. EVER.

[anonymous]

Considering the ingenuity and can-do spirit of the porn industry, I'm actually surprised that this doesn't exist already! (Or at least no lolitician has found it.)

[anonymous]

You're right, it's probably just a matter of time. Though thankfully it's unlikely those two would watch it/be tricked into watching it. And! It would still be the mainstream external media doing it, not us! We'd still be as pure and untouched as the driven snow! *ignores reality*

[anonymous]

Though thankfully it's unlikely those two would watch it/be tricked into watching it.

No, they'd watch it willingly. ;)

[anonymous]

The coalition is pretty new...but give it a few months ;)

Movie Night- 1/6

[krzcowzgomoo]

"Hey, Dave!" Nick called over his shoulder as David walked into his office using the door that connected their offices. "You'll never guess what William found!"

David furrowed his brow and shut the door behind him. "I have no clue," he said, and approached the back of the couch.

Nick picked up something from beside him and held it up for David to grab. David took it as Nick explained, "Brokeback Coalition."

"What?" David asked, and then looked down at what he was holding. It was a DVD case, he realised, and read the title. 'Brokeback Coalition.' Oh, so Nick was saying the title of a movie. David was getting ready to ask what kind of movie it was when he realised that the front cover featured the photograph of one half-naked man as he climbed on top of a completely naked man. The only thing that didn't make the cover completely explicit was the fact that a cleverly placed thigh hid any visible genitalia. David gasped as he realised exactly who those two men looked like. Well, he thought, at least the title made sense to him now

Movie Night- 2/6

[krzcowzgomoo]

Realising what he was doing, David turned his attention back to the screen. 'William' was pounding into 'George', causing the younger man to moan wantonly. David's eyebrows rose, not sure why Nick was still watching this. As if reading his mind, Nick hit the button again, this time stopping at a scene with a different setting. The door opened and a handsome man with brown-ish hair walked in, telling the other man standing at his desk that apparently 'George' and 'William' weren't going to be able to join them.

The other man, 'David', he realised, just smirked and approached 'Nick' slowly and said, "Oh, well. I think we can make some progress on our own

Movie Night- 3/6

[krzcowzgomoo]

"David," Nick sighed. David broke his concentration to look at Nick. He almost wished he hadn't. The sight before him was even more erotic than the one on the television. Nick was flushed, still watching his own hand stroke the bulge in his trousers. "David, I really need to-" he couldn't finish his sentence, instead he made to stand up and dismiss himself.

David leant forward and grabbed his forearm. "No," he whispered, dragging Nick back to the couch.

Nick stared at him in shock. "Oh, David," he moaned, at the same time his counterpart did on the screen. His eyes found the television again for a second before settling on David. He glanced down at his trousers in order to find the button, but then turned his attention to watching David watch him. He flicked open the button on his trousers and slid the zip down unhurriedly, noting the longing look on David's face as he reached a hand into his boxers and pulled out his erection. He could hardly even bring himself to blink as he concentrated on David's parted lips and David's eyes

Movie Night- 4/6

[krzcowzgomoo]

Nick nodded and whimpered as David ran his thumb over the head of his cock. They both watched David's hand intently as he began to stroke. The moans and cries coming from the television were only enhancing the experience for both of them. Nick tilted his head to the side, opened his eyes, and glanced across the room at the television set. 'Nick' had his head thrown back on some assorted paperwork lying across the desk and was moaning with every thrust. Nick's eyes fluttered as he switched back and forth between watching the film and watching David. He gasped as he felt curious fingertips start to trail across his stomach. He turned his full attention to David, ignoring the television and smiling shyly at the other man

Movie Night- 5/6

[krzcowzgomoo]

David grinned at the tube of lube that Nick was holding up proudly, "Prepared, were you?"

Nick laughed and leant down to kiss David quickly before explaining, "William gave it to me with the DVD as a joke."

"We'll have to thank him, then," David said, sitting up and pulling Nick into another, deep kiss. David ended the kiss and crawled to his hands and knees. "Please," he whinged

Movie Night- 6/7

[krzcowzgomoo]

"Oh," David said softly, turning back to the television. 'David' was holding 'Nick' still by the back of his head and was now face-fucking him roughly. David moaned with every thrust, realising that they were in time with 'David's' thrusts on the screen. David glanced back and realised that Nick was watching too; apparently the thought of being face-fucked was a turn on to him. Did that mean Nick would let him do that to him? Could they do this again? Could they do that? David shuddered at the thought. He closed his eyes, trying to think of something to prevent himself from coming right that second. When he opened his eyes 'Nick' was standing again and he and 'David' were calling each other by their titles again as 'David' trapped 'Nick' on top of the desk. A thought occurred to him and he smirked and turned his head to look at Nick. "Do you want to fuck me on the Deputy Prime Minister's desk

Movie Night- 7/7

[krzcowzgomoo]

A few days later Nick walked into David's office, hopped onto David's desk, and smiled at David invitingly. David stood up and inserted himself between Nick's legs when the sound of his doorknob rattling made him launch himself backward. George entered, smirking, and kicked the door shut behind him.

"You two," George began, "are absolutely amazing." Nick and David both gave him a look of confusion, so he continued. "This," he said holding up a disc, "is the hottest thing I have ever watched."

"Oh," David smiled, "is that the 'Brokeback Coalition' thing William found?"

"Oh no," George replied, causing both Nick and David to frown. "Security gave me this." When they both looked at each other in shock, George continued, "Oh, don't worry. This is the only copy. And it is so fucking hot."

"It's... it's um- us?" David asked and when George nodded, he reached out for George to place it in his hand.

George shook his head, "Oh no, this is mine and I'm going to wank to it nightly

Re: Movie Night- 7/7

[anonymous]

I think I love you anon... That was what the doctor ordered.
Glad i am already in bed so a trip to the bunk is made easier.
Top!Nick bottom!Dave is just hot... Mmmm.
George may use that tape nightly... Me? This fic.

Re: Movie Night- 7/7

[anonymous]

Should not have read this at the office, but I saw you wrote it and couldn't resist. You write the best Clameron! The premise was pretty awesome already in and of itself, but you really made it work. Loved David's little "introspective moment" and everything else too.