Stealing this from Mike

[lolitabonita]

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor

Comments

[wlicknickcarter]

I'm going to post this in my journal, I can only imagine the things people will come up with.

But to help you out, here's a riddle. Everyone: give it your best shot. If no one gets it I'll post the answer tomarrow.

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

[lolitabonita]

Ah! I know!!!

The answer is NOTHING!!!

What do I win?

Nick?!?!? YAY!

[polak]

You win a smile and a hearty handshake.

[wlicknickcarter]

yay! You're right!!

Sorry no Nick....Mmm...how bout three cheers!

Hip hip...

*no one joins in*

fine be that way...

*walks away*

lol

[pikachu_fragger]

If you bring up the question about my Chinese or American heritage as a negative... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.

IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES, HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, SAY IT NOW!!!...

I didn't think so.

[lolitabonita]

I want to see Vol 2!

[polak]

I should really see volume 1

[lolitabonita]

YOU HAVE YET TO DO THAT?

Bad Sean! *rubs your nose in it*

[polak]

[polak]

This pciture working too!

[lolitabonita]

woohoo!

[polak]

Funny, no?

[fiercefoxy]

Nipple?

[fiercefoxy]

Good topic Kristi

[lolitabonita]

Goodness, I can't believe you were EVER friends with a guy like that!
I don't know about the physical stuff, but I've had "friends" who made fun of my boyfriend and I and I just had to stop talking to them.

If I were you, I'd kick that guy in the nuts, but that's just me.

[polak]

Ok, kicking in the nuts it very much a last resort. You have no idea how much that hurts.

I'm working hard on these comments!

[fiercefoxy]

I get super moody right before and during my period, just like every other girl in the world! I was crying earlier and then just stopped realizing I really didn't need to be crying! ahhh, it's great to be a wacky emotional female!

Re: I'm working hard on these comments!

[lolitabonita]

You're doing really well on the comments!!!

I understand that, totally. I get so moody sometimes! The funny part is that it just randomly happens, no period required! Then again, this is me, I don't have those all that often :p

Re: I'm working hard on these comments!

[polak]

Hey, guys do that too. It's called "Life's a bitch, and then you die"

Re: I'm working hard on these comments!

[lolitabonita]

*stabs you with a spork*