best Yuletide story so far

[loligo]

Texts From Cephalopods (1547 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Octopus Steals My Video Camera and Swims off with It While It's Recording (Youtube)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Octopus/Squid
Characters: An Octopus, Squid
Summary:
It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk

Comments

[_profiterole_]

Hilarious! I kudoed it. Thanks for the link!

[rachelmanija]

IM A WHALE.