I was real excited when my son told me that Girlfriend was one of the songs on Guitar Hero II. I even thought, "Wow! I'm gonna see if he'll let me try it ( Read more... )

What's the doings in Lincoln tonight? I'm cinched up and ready to party!

I had a dream that I put my finger in my ear to scratch it and pulled out a glob of ear wax. Only, there was this goopy liquidy ear wax attached to the plug of hard ear wax and when I pulled it out, this long goopy string of bright orange goo came out. It was kind of like an enourmous ear booger. I freaked out and then flung it out the window of my ( Read more... )

I need to slow down.

Think I can?

I just bought this on ebay:


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This is the best news article I read all day:

Troops Battle 10-Foot Marijuana Plants


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I'm going on a date tonight. At the food court. I guess there's a place that makes a good steak sandwich there?

All I know is it's cracking me up. What a first date! I feel like I'm 15 again. Maybe I should ask him what color shirt he's going to wear so I can be all cute and match him. HA!

I WON!!!! I FUCKING WON!!!! OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

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The Decemberists - The Crane Wife


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Thanks Kerry! That was SO MUCH FUN!!! I like canoeing with you. We didn't even get wet. Good thing we have two witnesses to that because I'm not sure anyone would believe us without people backing us up.

Hope you enjoyed your nap. I slept like the dead last night. And it was good.