SPN Fic: "Fifty Shades Weirder"

[lolaann1]

Title: Fifty Shades Weirder
Summary: Follow-up to Fifty Shades of Sammy. The Trickster has dropped the boys into Fifty Shades of Grey.  This is Ana's POV on Sam and Dean as they struggle to act out the roles of Christian and Taylor.
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, Ana  Very one-sided Christian(Sam)/Ana
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: parody,

Comments

[carole_cc]

*falls over laughing* Omigosh! If this is an indication of the writing style of those books (and I'm certain it is, as *you're* an excellent writer) then geez louise, it's gotta be the porn selling them!

*goes off in giggles again* Watching Sam and Dean try to deal with this all through the eyes of clueless, bewildered Ana is wonderful. I wouldn't complain if this turned into a trilogy too. *hinthint*

[lolaann1]

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed :) It did cheer me up immensely to write this stupid stuff and I'm glad other people were able to get a few giggles from it too.

The thing is... the porn isn't that great either. It's the same thing over and over again.

He touched me 'down there' and I exploded around him.

Yep, she actually uses the wording down there. You can't make this stuff up. I don't know what makes it so popular. For me it was curiousity and then the 'train wreck effect'. I couldn't look away.

[sameuspegasus]

This is hilarious. I have not been able to bring myself to read the books, but this is awesome.

"It occurs to me that the man would make a horrible actor." :D

[lolaann1]

Glad you enjoyed. And, honestly, you have read the books now. Aside from some spanking and the same sex scene over and over again, that's pretty much it.

This is great!

[vexed_wench]

OMG! I am so glad I skipped the books. I adore all the stuff I have read of yours so far.
The only thing I can think of to say about this is it is so bad it is sheer brilliance.
I do mean that as a compliment so please take it that way.

HAHAHA OMG!

Re: This is great!

[lolaann1]

Thanks :D

honestly what's sad is that it didn't take much effort or original thought to lampoon the original. This is pretty much how the story reads. I didn't have to crack it up much at all.

Re: This is great!

[vexed_wench]

Wow, it is really cute for cracky ficlet but a whole book. That is sad.

[honeylocusttree]

I've never read 50 shades and after reading this I'm seriously considering doing a Kickstarter to fund me travelling all over the world and personally slapping every woman who has read it (in an unironic way). Just, holy cow I knew it was bad but this is horrifying. Words fail me.

Thanks for boiling it down to a handful of paragraphs so I don't have to subject myself to the entire thing! And Sam's complete lack of interest in the proceedings, and Dean's *fell on a mine*...my god. Comic genius. Pure gold.

[lolaann1]

Glad you enjoyed :)

Yeah, I took one for the team ;) Because, quite honestly, this is it. I didn't even exaggerate it much. I really didn't.

[auntmo9]

Seriously? This is what reading FSOG is like? (but without all the snarky humor that you bring to it) WTH? Thank you for boiling it down to this and dumping the boys in it via the Trickster so at least it is funny and I didn't waste my time or money on this sort of thing.

You however, made it worth the laughs I got out of your fic!

[lolaann1]

Seriously, that's pretty much the gist of it. Honestly, I didn't have to lampoon it too much. That's what's sad. Christian Grey's piano isn't actually gold-plated, but the rest of it was pretty much stuff that you could find in the book. :-/