Title: Playing With Personas
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Captain Hammer/Dr Horrible
Disclaimer: The boys belong to Joss, even though I’m often much nicer to them than he is.
Authors Notes: Written (at long last) for
kuri_taichou, who managed to stump me on my
writer’s meme. She requested Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer - something to do with Hammer wanting to wear the goggles.
“Billy? Can I try on your goggles?”
Billy closed his eyes, and reminded himself that Captain Hammer’s sex noises were worth his whines whenever there wasn’t enough evil in the world to keep him entertained. “No.”
“Please...”
“No. They are part of my evil persona.”
“...Eh?”
“The goggles are a vital part of the mad scientist archetype! Lose the goggles, and I’m just another poser with a pain-ray!”
Captain Hammer pouted, then looked up with gleaming eyes. “Let me try on the goggles, and you can play with my hammer.”
Billy moved so fast, you’d have thought he had superpowers.