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[lokifan]

Go to the closest book to you. Turn to page 206. The first sentence explains your love life in 2015.

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"On the day of the dead, when the year too dies"?

Fuck you, Greenwitch.

Comments

[torino10154]

By looking to my left, where my son's library book was sitting, I got this:

Obviously she was wrong--and I'm not sure why.

That bodes well. LOL

(If I had decided to look to my right, I'd have picked up OotP and got part of the Sorting Hat's song.)

[lokifan]

LMAO! Oh dear...

[my_thestral]

"In the film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - part 1, Dirigible Plums are depicted growing upside downamid the dark shiny leaves of its bushy tree, as observed by Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley when they see the plant besie Xenophilius Lovegood's house in Deathly Hallows - Part 1."
LOL! :D It has "plums" (in my language it's a slang for female privates), "upside down" and my favourite Ron in it - this year is about to get kinky! :D
LMFAO!

[lokifan]

Plums as slang for female... do you mean breasts? *confused* They're slang for balls in English, cos of the shape.

Glad you got a fun-sounding one! :D What book is that?

[my_thestral]

Nope, plum is a slang for woman's - well, not vagina exclusively, but the whole set of woman's private parts down under - I guess someone was cleverly reminded of a plum when looking at one. Eeerm... it beats me why, makes no bloody sense. :)
Oh, the book is Harry Potter The Creature's Vault, which Praevarus treated me for my b-day. *that girl should seriously run for a president of something* Go google it, it's got fantastic graphics in it and my 4-year-old is completely in love with Fenrir Greyback's teeth! :D

[lokifan]

Wow. Yeah. I guess it's like, they're both juicy and delicious? ;)

Ooh, that sounds brilliant!

[digthewriter]

“I’ll try not to barbarically paw at you,” he promised.

[lokifan]

Haha! Well, that's a good sign!

[sabethea]

Hee, this is my favourite, I think!

[ashindk]

Clean the cod roe as described on page 205.

Fuck my life!

[lokifan]

LMAO! Um, given the origin of the word 'twat' maybe you could see it as a very, very coded reference to cunnilingus?

[sophie_french]

"For obvious reasons, I preferred my house to his for the games of chess we had two or three times weekly."

Right. :P

[anemonen]

"He stepped forward and the white queen pounced"

Actually Philosopher's stone. Not sure how to interpret this o.O

[lokifan]

That your life is going to include some lady-dominant het, obvs :D

[lokifan]

Hahaha! "Chess". Yep. That's what we're calling it now.