Vegas Vacation | SS/HP | PG-13
Title: Vegas Vacation
Words: 100
Warnings: Implied animal sex.
Notes: Very random inspiration, I was watching CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, the episode with the furries' convention. Started giggling about the idea of Severus Snape being there.
Severus surveyed the conventioneers disdainfully. "Likenesses of humanised animals?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "We don't have to participate, and -"
Severus shoved a blue anthropomorphised fox in a sequined pink bikini away from himself, and snapped, "Neither of us yiff, thank you very much!"
The blue fox tottered away on huge glittery red high-heeled shoes, and Harry was sure those feet couldn't belong to a woman.
"We can get another hotel." Harry frowned. "Wait, what's yiff?"
"Nothing."
Harry seized Severus' sleeve. "Tell me."
Scowling, Severus whispered in Harry's ear.
Harry blushed, then grinned. "So, just like us, but not Animagi."
Words: 100
Warnings: Implied animal sex.
Notes: Very random inspiration, I was watching CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, the episode with the furries' convention. Started giggling about the idea of Severus Snape being there.
Severus surveyed the conventioneers disdainfully. "Likenesses of humanised animals?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "We don't have to participate, and -"
Severus shoved a blue anthropomorphised fox in a sequined pink bikini away from himself, and snapped, "Neither of us yiff, thank you very much!"
The blue fox tottered away on huge glittery red high-heeled shoes, and Harry was sure those feet couldn't belong to a woman.
"We can get another hotel." Harry frowned. "Wait, what's yiff?"
"Nothing."
Harry seized Severus' sleeve. "Tell me."
Scowling, Severus whispered in Harry's ear.
Harry blushed, then grinned. "So, just like us, but not Animagi."