Voicemail

[locointhecoco]

"Wow, HI! You've reached Pinkie, which is hopefully who you were trying to reach because if it's not who you're trying to reach you've REACHED THE WRONG PONY! And then I just don't know what you're going to do other than maybe try again and this time be very careful about who you're contacting. But if you did want to reach Pinkie, you've reached me

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Crazy Phone Day

[glacial_witch]

[from here]

Karla had laughed good and hard before she'd responded, assuming that Ender had just hit the wrong number on speed dial. So, ever helpful, she decided to call him back and let him know he hadn't gotten Ben.

"Hey sexy," she breathed. "I can use my imagination to guess just what kind of supplies you want me to pick up from the store, or you could call me back. Let's get that yurt restocked, shall we?"

And then hung up again, cackling.

[dollpocalypse]

[[from here!]]

"Please. Do not ask. About looking at my underwear. Ever again. Good day, madam."

[she_neversleeps]

[dauntless_four]

From here:

Four tried to call back. Naturally, that wasn't happening today.

"Um. UM. I don't remember sleeping with you, so this is really uncomfortable. Maybe this was a wrong number. Please be a wrong number. Anyway, I'm going to try to find you later on, okay?"

[locointhecoco]

[response here, here, and here!]

[furnaceface]

[From here!]

"I have no doubt that your ass is as hot as... anybody else's, really. Have you seen the magnificent collection of beautiful behinds that populate this island? That said, mine is already spoken for anyway. Relax."

Wasn't it great that Jono was putting this phone that he could actually speak on to such good use?

[locointhecoco]

Goes here and here!