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[localinsomniac]

What just happened? What was that?

Talk about unexpected. I'm so glad that's over. Now comes the fun part: Trying to forget about it.

Comments

[apostrophethief]

Cryptic...

[localinsomniac]

It's what I do.

Didn't turn out so serious, just a hiccup, so to speak.

[apostrophethief]

Well, regardless I hope you're doing well lately.

[localinsomniac]

Well enough. Things could be a lot better, but could be a hell of a lot worse. I know that's vague. This just isn't the place to detail certain things.

How are things with you?

[xlotussundialx]

it's ok mike...we've all been there...that bear at the zoo didnt mean to rape you, he was just being friendly

[localinsomniac]

Fuck you, that's exactly what he meant to do. He broke my butt, even after I pleaded, "Don't break my butt!" And he just laughed and laughed while his bear buddies watched and laughed themselves.

In the bigger picture, I suppose it's cool that he didn't take any of my arms or legs.

[localinsomniac]

I stand by my original reply: the bear knew what it was doing, just like when he did it to Leonardo DiCaprio in a pop-culture reference for 2015.