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[lo_voglio]

I was denied life insurance because of my bladder. Apparently its too much of a risk? Awesome.

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[mcgills]

that is some bullshit. some absolute bullshit.

[rollover]

That just like how unjust that Right Said Fred song is. Did anyone consider the shirt he was "too sexy" for. That shirt has needs.

You could always send them fire in the mail... if you can figure out how to do that.

[heartonsea]

I don't know who you are but I like you.

[rollover]

I am but a simple man with bad jokes who cares about his friend K Mamagramula

I know I rock but I'm not made of stone.

Also Kendra I will give you THIS life insurance... you die..... they die. I will be like Charles Bronson in Death Wish 1-5 and you will be like the wife(1), then daughter(2), then friend(3), girlfriends daughter(4), then fiance's business(5) and the insurance people will be like the gangsters/druglords/punks/mobsters in those movies.

And I will have a mustache.

[heartonsea]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF LIFE INSURANCE THEN?!
Seriously, insurance is such a scam:

your house or state of residence was hit by hurricane? no more homeowners insurance for you!

you got into a car accident, maybe not even your fault? up go your rates!

you have a wonky bladder? no life insurance for you!

SERIOUSLY?!

[heartonsea]

Also this is Melanie.

[lo_voglio]

hahahah I love you so much, its true though
There are dare devils out there that have life insurance! Ughhh I have to wait a year for them to "revisit" my file.

[heartonsea]

wtfx man just be like do you KNOW who i AM?!