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[llyrfish]

My brain is approximately the shape of an ellipsoid with major diameter 8", minor diameter 6", and height 3", but for the sake of argument, we'll say it's a right circular cone with radius 6 and height 3. If such a cone was removed from its protective container, slapped down on a table and subjected to approximately 50 calculus finals for 6 hours,

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[krikkert]

The problem is unsolvable because time and space are warped by the unyielding forces involved in a calculus exam.