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[llassah]

The whole world wants me to have bad thoughts.

Yes, that is right. Walking around a chemists this morning, I found a box with 'dryer balls' written on the front, and spent a good five minutes giggling about it. 'I want dryer balls.' 'Try this powder, sir'. I eventually moved on, only to find that the next thing that caught my eye were 'nipple

Comments

[joandarck]

Everything about this entry is beautiful. Eet ees too much to actually respond to, once can only sit here, stunned and replete.

[llassah]

hee! In this fandom, golfclub penetration is beautiful *sits back, looks contented*

[joandarck]

And God wanting acupuncturists to be punished with orgasms by Vikings, and.... yeah. Everything.

[llassah]

God wants all acupuncturists to be punished by orgasms! It was one of the plagues of egypt, the one that didn't make it into exodus *g*. And lo, all the people among the Egyptians who did employ their skills with needles were struck down and undone by coming their brains out

[somewhatdeluded]

I mean, how would Hugh Dillon write slash? Whoever answered that question miiiight just get my undying love *g*.

Hugh writes Hugh/Callum with lots of horrible metaphors--throbbing member, etc--and sends it via text message to Callum's phone.

Callum sends it back with corrections.

[mickeymvt]

*dies laughing*

[llassah]

awwww that would be such twisted foreplay! 'mister hollywood? Mister fucking comma, more like, fucker'

[ignazwisdom]

Everything about this post and its comments makes me laugh until my brain starts bleeding. Bless you and the horse you rose in on.

[llassah]

Hehehehe, glad I provided some amusement *g* *mops up brain* (I was booorn to be a doctor *g*)