Real Author's Notes

[llamabitchyo]

So, I had this fic bookmarked on my Kindle for a while. Wasn't sure from the summary if it would be my thing, but it was an epic-length Naruto fic with an epic-length sequel. Worth a try, right?

Yesterday, after the DVD cliffhanger trauma, I decided to give it a try. Clicked on the bookmark, and only got this far through the fic.

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Comments

[nopseud]

Those evil betas! {shakes fist}

I'm kind of impressed you even made all the way through the author notes for that first one. :-)

[llamabitchyo]

Well, I think that was a case of being smacked with OMG, NO! right away and then having to stare and take it all in.

ETA: Also, I think pretty much every last one of the Naruto theme songs was pretty damn awful, so... I think this girl is even more mental if she actually hums them.

[turps33]

Man, someone's paranoid about betas!

[llamabitchyo]

I know! I mean... what does he think they're going to do?

[sandpanther]

Sorry, but I have a strict "no getting naked with bad grammarians" policy. So I'm afraid I must clothed with the author.

...

Or not. Since not reading is much easier.

That first one... words fail me. I rather wish words had failed the author.

[llamabitchyo]

"no getting naked with bad grammarians"

That is a really good policy. (Would have kept me out of at least three bad relationships, hmm...)

The first one is very special, isn't it? I almost wish to be Seiji again.

[sandpanther]

I almost wish to be Seiji again.

Oh, I frequently wish you to be Seiji. Think of all the joy you can spread making people giggle over bad fanfic! How can that be bad?

(Okay, and by "people" here, I do, selfishly, of course, mean me! ;)

[llamabitchyo]

The problem with being Seiji is that it requires reading badfic and for quite a while, I was stopping that self-destructive behavior. But since it seems I'm starting to slip back into badfic habits...