Bastardos

[llamaalex]

Gah, people in my house are stealing my internet. It's MINE dammit. I suggested that, as there's five of us, we get more than a 2meg line. But noooo, 72 pounds a year each is obviously too expensive. Now here I am, waiting 10 minutes to load a page because some dickhead wants to download half the world. Normally I wouldn't get so angry but if you'

Comments

[anonymous]

nice, real nice

[firegimp]

Dangle them out of a window until there very sorry.

[scarlett_von_sl]

I somehow doubt Alex could do that to hunter.

[llamaalex]

Or if I did he'd be very sorry, because he'd reach the ground very quickly.

[ruby_noir]

I hope none of them are fellating my horsies :p

You can set my drug crazed hippo on them if they refuse to fork out for a faster line.

[llamaalex]

Can I just set your drug crazed hippo on them anyway? That sounds like fun

[ruby_noir]

You can. I'll give him the spildo too...

[jacoby_swift]

Justified sentiments.

I recommend either setting a password on your wireless router, or sledge-hammering their PC. Equally justifiable reciprocations.

[llamaalex]

Or both! Then the internet would be mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA.

[theywhorise]

have you thought about defecating in their beds?

[llamaalex]

Strangely enough, no. This thought never occurred to me :P