Bathtubs are not the magical filtration devices you think they are...

[othellia]

So, I was re-skimming "The Killing Dance" last night.

Comments

[oui_je_danse]

All I noticed the first time was the rug thing, especially when they began splashing around in the tub. It never occurred to me about the nast water. Maybe it's because we're all shower people and aren't used to how tubs act?

[oui_je_danse]

You should cover yourself with a mixture of honey and flour first. That way you can report back to us on how nasty the water becomes.

[easol]

Ewwwwwww, that is really gross. I know everything is supposed to become flowers and velvet and sex when Whorenita shtups JC, but why can't she just rinse out the tub a few times beforehand?

And I HATE bathroom carpet. It's just so gross -- I cringe to think what sorts of nasty things might be growing down there.

[vmisery]

Wow. That must breed some truly righteous drain wookiees, too. Especially with so many guys with long hair around.

[teacup_carousel]

I dunno maybe part of being Master of the City is you have some poor bloke always coming in to take care of your bathroom carpeting. God can you imagine the poor folks at the circus who are always on cleanup duty after Whorenita has paid them a visit? No pillow mints for you!

The description of the bathtub has made me physically want to retch.

[morriganscrow]

*is contemplating the size, and texture, of the 'ring around the tub'*
Now I feel really sick!