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I AM NOT AMUSED!!!

ljplex Jun 22, 2010 21:52

I don't know who could have thought of this product but they are MEAN and ABUSIVE!!

I'm so INSULTED! How could anyone ever think of POISONING A DRAMA LLAMA!

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Writer's Block: Prone to puns

ljplex Jun 10, 2010 09:45

writer's block

Keep them letters coming, folks!

ljplex May 31, 2010 21:40

When I get a letter from a fan it is like a shining rainbow being projected from one of the icicles surrounding my dejected, blue heart ( Read more... )

indignity, writers, blended cocktails, pathos, frottage, fans

Llama's Letters: Bad Advice for the Stupid

ljplex May 31, 2010 21:29

A (conveniently anonymized) writer chimes in with the following ( Read more... )

advice, guilt, jealousy, fursuit, roleplay

I just decided how I can become more popular! I'm going to start an ADVICE COLUMN where desperate people can write to me, and spew their guts out about the most intimate details of their private lives in public! I will then tell them how in my opinionated opinion they should behave; what they should be doing with themselves in their spare time, ( Read more... )

dr. laura, opinions, advice column, dear abby, periodical, argumentative

Sulking.

ljplex Apr 23, 2010 21:00

I've been off having another short sulk. Not that anyone missed me enough to send me a message or post anything on my LJ comments, or send me an email or call me or probably even notice I was gone ( Read more... )

irritation, sulking, marmalade, phone tag

Llonely Llama

ljplex Mar 04, 2010 20:54

No one's even called me to see how I'm doing since I moved to the midwest. I'm finding out that the only thing worse than PEOPLE DISLIKING ME is the fact that *sighs deep in his long, woolly throat* I AM TOTALLY BEING IGNORED. And I don't even have anyone to whine to about it to now. No one. Not even you. But, you'd probably just tell me to ( Read more... )

beer, anger, popsicle, despair, synovial membrane, demotivational, poster

Anatomy of a Drama Llama

ljplex Feb 23, 2010 21:16

I think it's important that everyone be aware of the many elements that make up a Drama Llama:

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diagram, rodenticide, filibuster, anatomy, drama

WANTED POSTER!!

ljplex Feb 22, 2010 20:12

I didn't even do anything. And now there's a reward for my capture. No clue what they intend to do with me once they have me.

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sheriff, dead or alive, dodge city, scopolamine, posse, wanted, poster

A (L)user Poll

ljplex Feb 19, 2010 17:06

Almalthia posted a survey that I was feeling bored and edgy enough to respond to. In an effort for the rest of you to get to know me better (so you can no doubt dislike me with even greater passion) I have posted the results here ( Read more... )

poll, mirthlessness, survey, isolation, lobster bisque, misery