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[ljmorris]

The causes of death of famous philosophers:

Aquinas: Last causes
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Augustine: Hippo
Ayer: Unverifiable
Bacon, F: Hit by idol in market place
Berkeley: Divine neglect
Boole: Became inverted
Bradley: Absolutely everything
Buridan: Asinine starvation
Calvin: Predestined
Camus: Found exit
Cassirer: Symbolic causes

Comments

[anksforthe]

hahahahahaha

[burntbythesun02]

Very good. I don't understand Hume's, though.