If you're friend has had too much to drink, ask for his keys.
Man: Can I have your keys?
Friend: Noo!
So... ask for his pants.
Man: Can I have your pants?
Friend: Yes
The keys are in the pants!
HORRAY BEER!

I had a journal entry in the process of being written... but then someone got on my computer and Xed out of it.... So I changed the password on my log in name... again.
This time NO ONE will EVER have permission to be on my log in.... 
That entry..... meant a lot.

So here's the jist of what it said:

My Uncle Mike shot himself. Died.

Liz's parents said ( Read more... )

Love is when you get butterflies from their kiss, touch.... even just their voice.
Love is when your cheeks hurt because you've been smiling too long.
Love is when you get sick when they aren't around.
Love is when you can't keep your eyes off of them.
Love is when you can't resist just carressing their skin.
Love is when you're staring at them and when ( Read more... )

Okay well thanks for being truthfull... But you all suck. Except Caryn. :)
By the way... I'm happy. 
Not like you care.

Reputation or not... I don't talk about others to make myself feel better. (Well not normally, there are people I rag on.. such as Jessica W and Fatass... but they know I'm kidding... most of the time.) I normally just talk. And I talk alot. and I talk at random. Because people are quiet. And I hate quiet. And in order to shatter silence words need ( Read more... )

.... I'm sorry? ...
Yea I do some fucked up shit. Yea I have no common sense...

But if people took the time to look past the stupidity and ask me why I said what I did or did what I did it may make sense...
Not saying I had good reason this time... This time was just pure stupidity.
Lost another friend.
Used to it? Yea...
But this one hurt....

But hey ( Read more... )

Kay so I still have emotion! Just without most of the sad part...
I have happiness, anger, jealousy.... Most of everything...
Sad once and a while but that's quickly replaced with anger....
And violence...

I am the cuddle buddy.

So I've noticed something.....
My lack of caring.
I don't really give a shit about anything anymore.
Only sometimes... When I'm drunk.

Someone asked me how I was today...
And my instant reaction was "fine, and you?" 
But before I answered with that old line.... I thought.
And I realized I don't have an answer to that question.
And it scares me.

Most people ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I lied to you. 
That night at Jenna's... the whole "I'm sorry Anna let's be friends" bullshit...
Drunken babble.
And go ahead and do something, bitch..
There are two sides to everything.
I wouldn't be able to get him to cheat on you if he really didn't want to...
And by the way, saying he was under the influence (of anything) is bullshit.
He was ( Read more... )

Well if ever there was an easy way out of something this would be it.
I've solved the "How do I deal with Jay?" problem..... Quite amusing actually... And I want you all to pay attention to this:
HE CHEATED ON ME.
Ha...Ha... hahahahaha.... Of all the things.... I bet you were all expecting ME to cheat on HIM! haha.... 
Almost.... But now look! He made ( Read more... )