Oh, the glamorous and fast-paced life of the dog-owner. I've never actually injured myself due to stepping in puke, but I have indeed stepped in it--in bare feet--on several occasions.
Meanwhile, the dog who Conrad has RAGE APOPLEXY (the feeling is completely mutual) over lives right next door, and her owners are completely oblivious to the fact that they should probably LOOK OUT THEIR WINDOW before letting their dog off-leash into their unfenced yard.
For a fleeting moment there I wished I had carpet after all. It's nastier to clean up but at least puke-on-carpet isn't a fucking FRICTIONLESS DEATH TRAP.
I'm really very lucky with my neighbours. I shall do better by them in future.
They're clearly out to kill me. You know, between Sally's penchant for running ahead of me and then relaxing on a step halfway down the staircase and Theodore insisting on entangling himself in my feet every single time I'm walking, especially at the top of the stairs or in the dark, I'm fairly certain you're on to something here...I suspect global conspiracy.
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Meanwhile, the dog who Conrad has RAGE APOPLEXY (the feeling is completely mutual) over lives right next door, and her owners are completely oblivious to the fact that they should probably LOOK OUT THEIR WINDOW before letting their dog off-leash into their unfenced yard.
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I'm really very lucky with my neighbours. I shall do better by them in future.
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You know, between Sally's penchant for running ahead of me and then relaxing on a step halfway down the staircase and Theodore insisting on entangling himself in my feet every single time I'm walking, especially at the top of the stairs or in the dark, I'm fairly certain you're on to something here...I suspect global conspiracy.
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You have dogs because you love them. *nod* Take care of the ankle.
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<3
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