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[liz_sumeragi]

My brain broke... and I'm dying (ok, I'm not, but...)

I spent the night laughing so much over bad porn/erotica that I managed to hurt my right arm and shoulder x.X

I mean... how could someone publish a book that sounds like this or like this? I mean... sheep sex?? >.< *explodes*

EDIT: this also made me laugh like hell... I mean... its sooooo bad

Comments

[ayame_kazutaka]

OMG!!!! Those things were awful... those "things" are real books??? I think I read better fics than that... I think I could write something better than that if I tried....

soft folds of womanly flesh... what the fuck????

his love lance no comments....

[liz_sumeragi]

Unfortunately those are real... (or the ppl on the comm say they are...)

did you read the comments too?? they are almost (and some are even more) amusing than the original... I can't stop laughing when I remember some stupid texts some people find x.X

there was one who mentioned his meat pocket or something like that, GIANT BEEF SWORD and worst >.< (when I read meat pocket I couldn't stop laughing... I almost immediately thought "hot pockets" and all... ) there you'll find some 16" cocks and all that creepy stuff x.X *brain dead*

nah, but... admit... the baa in the end was rather ridiculous stupid sweet *lol*

[ayame_kazutaka]

I didn`t read everything because I'm supposed to be working heheheheh but I'll read when I arrive home...

humm, I loveD cheese hot pockets right now with the bad mental images I don`t think I will eat another one in my life argh!!!!

But the worst I think was that pink elefant Good God!!!!

[liz_sumeragi]

and to think I am a member of that comm *lol* its a good place to have a laugh w/o offending someone (outside the writers of bad pr0n *lol*)

today I kept reading something and found this:

He slipped a finger along her labia and found her clit. Her own little dick was more than ready - engorged and prominent.

this: Writhing and moaning James allowed the thick liquid to fill his wounds and heal the tissue of his tunnel while he released a spent seed over Lucius’ hand, it having been present on the male’s length at the time. which leaded to a loooonggggg comment war about the discovering healing properties of sperm *ROFL*

this: Kagome nearly screamed at the feeling of pure bliss and after a minute or so of this, her walls tightened on the wolf demon as she screamed his name and hit her climax, her seed spilling over his hand. which, in het, is impossible =x

This:A finger was introduced to Naruto’s ass and he bucked upwards unconsciously.

The way they phrased that is what makes me giggle. They should have used something else instead

[danichatterley]

:O :O Oh my!! I think you need to add a warning here, people may die reading things like that. Geez! LOL ROFL LOL

[liz_sumeragi]

*lol* that was my intention all along >DDD *is evil*

*puppy eyes* but I warned everyone... I said it was bad porn/erotica... and I said my brain broke *lol*