THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! I CANT FREAKIN' TAKE IT ANYMORE! He's avoided taunting Noir, he didn't respond to the Doctor from Star Trek showing up, and he didn't mock Jack with a jar of dirt. AND NOW HE BARELY REACTS WHEN I SUDDENLY TURN INTO BILLY CRYSTAL FOR NO APPARENT REASON ( Read more... )

Alright, guys. Billy Numerous has MJ.

I know you guys probably want to help, but you absolutely cannot follow me. If anyone besides WebWormmon and I show up, he'll drop her off of Tetha. I'm just letting you guys know what's going on. That and someone needs to take care of Mikemon. He's on the front lawn of the Dragon turned to stone.

Let's see here ( Read more... )

...SPANDEX FREAKING SUCKS!

Mrfflmrffmrff!

Yeah, yeah, complain all you want. You're not getting that Sticky Net off anytime soon.

*sound of head slamming repeatedly on a desk*

Completely blanking huh?

Yup. Still can't think of anything to get MJ.

Relax Peter. You've still got nearly a month.Yeah, but you'd think this would be easier. I mean, give me a calculus problem and I'll solve it in under a minute. Tell me to get a Christmas present for someone I'm head over heels ( Read more... )

...Peter, what the heck just happened?

...what are you talki-OH DEAR GOD I'M A MONKEY!

[Locked to Mary Jane]
Hey MJ. There's going to be a Halloween festival over at Carnival Island. On, well, Halloween. You wanna go?

[Locked to McGinnis]
I think it's probably gonna be a no-go on the switching uniforms. Because if Mary Jane sees me in your costume and you in mine, it won't exactly be hard for her to figure out you're Batman.

"GEEARGH!"

"YEOW! Great, I think you broke my nose."

"Yup, broken. Jones, What the hell did you hit me...you hit with me a cricket bat. YOU HIT ME WITH A GODDAMN CRICKET BAT!"

"Well maybe if you hadn't been standing there like idiot I wouldn'ta hit ya!"

"Oh, so now you're saying this is my fault!"

"Yeah, that is what I'm saying!"
((Angry ( Read more... )

Hey MJ, with all the birthday talk going around, I just realized I have no idea when yours is.