"so you want to have your cake and eat it too?" YES! thats why i bought the stupid cake! who buys a cake and doesn't eat it???? what is wrong with the world...

i have herpies!!!! except...not. but i do have a strong desire to turn office depot into a small dog and then kick it into traffic. i dont get stressed, im just not the type of person who worry's about stuff enough to get stressed, but office depot is special enough to help me with that. how do you deal with this horrible thing? and no, not smoking ( Read more... )

I WENT BUNGEE JUMPING!...and i've so got the dvd to prove it ( Read more... )

"where are the pens?"
"oh, i can show you sir."
"where are the pens??????"
"...i can sho-"
"the pens!"
"uhhh..."
"THE PENS!"
"over there!" *cries*

i love you office depot.

first off, you all suck for never updating and therefor i am still bored, and when you do update try to make sense...*cough cough angie mehhhhhhhhhhh ( Read more... )

"im not one to complain, but *complains*..." Im just saying, thats all ( Read more... )

Lets start over ( Read more... )