stop and stare!
don't you want to see my underwear?
it's got prints of fluffy polar bear;
or would you rather see me bare?

The rules are easy, just post 10 things that recently made you happy! Then tag 7 people and force them to post this memo on their LJs. Because it is good. Everyone needs a little happiness once in a while.

01. nothing

02. at all

03. oh what's the point.

no, cheryl.


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i've always wanted an answer to this question - is there enough food for everyone on earth? and i could never get a satisfactory answer.
so on a whim, i decided to do a rough estimate.

assuming that there are 7 billion people in this world

annual global output of food products
(obtained from just googling - numbers are from fao website, so should ( Read more... )

and see what i got ( Read more... )

my inner kid just got really happy.

i bought a clarinet. spent almost an hour figuring out how the heck does it work. doesn't come with a guide. cheapo instrument. what to do. then again, if it's a cheapo one, then presumably some n00b is learning it, no? then it should come with a dummy's guide or something.

anyway. i love love love the sound. it ( Read more... )

next time i won't tell.
and you'll find out only when i'm truly gone.
then no one can stop me.
no one.

shed my tears on my pillow case
heart thumps sadly like the mellow bass
of a band playing in a lonely pub
my soul glows dim, i'm a burnt out stub

A bleeding heart is an acquired taste.
But if it's carefully prepared, no one but the best cardiac connoisseurs will be able to notice the difference.

Soak it in laughter and smiles.
Sprinkle it with a dash of nonchalance and a carefree sprig of thyme.
And not even the best can smell the lingering sorrow nor taste the acrid regret.