Lose Weight for Wedding using Nasogastric Feeding Tube

[liveonearth]

A study showed that engaged women want to lose on average 20 pounds to look great on the big day. A doc in Florida is offering the Ketogenic Enteral Diet (K-E diet) for ladies wishing to slim down before their nuptials. The diet lasts 10 days, costs $1.5K, and causes approximately a 10lb weight loss. The ketosis is monitored using ketostix which

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[hausfrauatu]

For 10 pounds? That is horrifying! And you'd be all saggy and cranky for your wedding. Boo hiss!

[liveonearth]

Agreed.

[hausfrauatu]

Not only that, but usually your final fitting is at least a month before the wedding, since they are pain to alter. So you'd have to keep yourself dehydrated and underfed for a long time.

It just would not work.

Plus, the guy liked you enough as a "fatty" to ask you to marry him, Why screw it up? LOL. ;)