OFFER: ONE SOUL, SLIGHTLY USED.

[wildebrian]

Yep, that's my offer!

If you bid, you will be receiving;

- One soul, contained in a glass jar.

- A certificate (hand made!) that verifies that the soul contained within the jar is indeed mine.

- One letter, written from me to you!

- A contract, signed by myself, stipulating the conditions surrounding ownership of said soul.Interested?

Comments

[amyleaton]

Husband says he'll meet that bid and if you throw in a boob shot, he'll make it $20!! LOL!!! Yes, I married a dork.

[wildebrian]

Haha! I don't think I HAVE a boob shot... would a bum shot do? :3

[amyleaton]

I don't know, he was pretty entranced by the cleavage... So embarassing... lol

[wildebrian]

Gosh, I'm sorry to say I actually have really small boobs! XD

Only in some photos do they look impressive...

[xspin]

If you sell your soul automatic doors won't open for you. ;_;

[wildebrian]

This is a chance I'm willing to take! The things I do for charity...

[ysabet]

Huh... **scratches head** but if you buy one and you carry it around with you, do they open twice as fast? Must test this theory (I bought a New Hampshire garage-band bassplayer's soul on eBay a few years ago, got it sitting in my hallway right now.)

[moonflake1978]

They don't open for me now?

[copperwise]

This made my day. :D

[wildebrian]

Haha, I'm glad you like it! : D

[copperwise]

It definitely looks like a happy, fun soul!

[wildebrian]

Hee! I like to think it is! : D

[semirose]

Melissa you are COMPLETELY INSANE and I love you for it XD

I'M SORRY WINNER BUT I'LL TOTES BE ABUSING HER SOUL FOR A BIT BEFORE YOU GET IT (and I'm not the only one, her soul is a bit of a whore)

[wildebrian]

SHH DON'T LET THEM KNOW.

Don't be mean to my soul. I bruise easily!

[semirose]

THEY DESERVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAMAGE OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE CLAIMS OF FALSE ADVERTISING AND IT WILL END IN TEARS.

I like the way your soul bruises ;)

[museofspeed]

I don't know what that first person is bidding, but I'll bid ten bucks if that's more than what they're asking!

I want your soul. It looks delicious.

Man, between this and the stalker letter, people might begin to think I'm creepy!

[wildebrian]

Hee, THANK YOU! : D