Juicy Lucy

[livejonelle]

So Lou got juiced up this morning when I took him to the vet to get his microchip. Nano technology, no waiting! It was like 30 seconds, he just sniffed the intoxicating table and then doink! the microchip was embedded in him forever and he didn't even stop sniffing the table to notic. Now he can be scanned exactly like a can of beans at the

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Who's Modest Mouse?

[anonymous]

Hello Lou! Is he a cyborg-dog now?

And like ugh! Don't they cover vet tables with paper like people-doctor tables?

A pipe burst in the hotel today and floors 19 down to 7 got totally flooded! Yay! One of my bosses took off his socks and shoes and rolled up his pants and starting throwing down towels all dramatic-like like he was saving third-world orphans from a massive monsoon-flood!

Re: Who's Modest Mouse?

[livejonelle]

That's awesome, he sounds like such a diva. Everyone needs a little Chinese drama in their lives! And you get an extra helping, because you're there to serve the public. Haven't you seen the vet tables? It's nothing but a cold, steel slab baby! I think it's probably all the petrified peeing that goes on there which keeps them easy to wipe. I wonder if Lou's chip will set off alarms in stores now? Merchandise...exiting store...without payment.... That'd be pretty nuts, trying to explain that it's actually an invisible chip in my dog that's making me look like a thief. I hope I get bonus points for being wacky. Oh Modest Mouse is a punky band, full of hilarious punky guys.