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[littlewashu]

I know most of you guys aren't interested in celebrity gossip bullshit (and those who are have probably already seen this today) but this email is phenomenal. Lindsay Lohan supposedly sent this out to friends and lawyers via her BlackBerry the other day:

Subject: The Way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.  I am willing to release a

Comments

[calamityjon]

Man, that Robert Altman one is sweet and kind of sad, if you put it through a coherency filter. This'un, I just have no idea what she's saying.

[petit_chou]

I love the Superficial's take on the adequate thing. "I dunno man, most people usually aim a little higher than barely satisfactory." OH LOLS, SUPERFICIAL.

I absolutely eat this kind of crazy up with a spoon. See also: letters from Pamela Anderson. Once she stopped writing for Jane, they once published an column she'd "written" in the way it was originally submitted -- hand-scrawled sheets of paper faxed to the office. It was totally nertz.

[counterfeitfake]

[artiekgb]

Oh shit, the spelling and grammer is so bad that this reads like one of my livejournal posts, if I was on crack and stupid.

[macivanhorn]

Holy crap.
My favorite line: He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
Huh?!?

Also, how do you pronounce "12st?"
twelvest or twelfst

Doesn't she have "people" to proofread this shit? What a moron.